time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/615.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a8e09d63687273c4f50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8dce76368726cfb0b0400#post_53a8dce76368726cfb0b0400\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8dc826368726d138c0300#post_53a8dc826368726d138c0300\r\nNah, man, there'll be like...hover cars... Everything will change with hover cars.[/bq]\r\nLots of things are already changing with the Tesla Cars.  Pair that up with the Google Car tech and we'll have the next best thing.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8e3ae63687273a3540200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so after my mom calmed down a bit we talked over the whole verification thing, i told her it was a kind of password retrieving but using bank accounts, she of course calmed down and we did it.\r\n\r\nits good atleast that we could solve this with a calmed talk instead of resenting for each other or something,\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8df4e63687273b0ce0000#post_53a8df4e63687273b0ce0000\r\n\r\n\r\nyeah futurama just pin points how society will change perfectly, things like dispite being in the 30 century theys till have the 20 century mentality.\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8e46a63687247f3d00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Out of nowhere, A monster*\r\n\r\nExcuse me for just one second\r\n\r\n...HENSHIN!!\r\n\r\n@HENSHIN@\r\n\r\n!http://www.microforever.com/Rider/Riderimage/kabuto-5a.jpg!\r\nCAST OFF!\r\n\r\n@CAST OFF@\r\n\r\n!http://img.amiami.jp/images/product/review/111/TOY-TOK-1192_07.jpg!\r\n@CHANGE BEETLE@\r\n\r\n*Starts exchanging blows with the monster*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8e516636872533d310300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e46a63687247f3d00600#post_53a8e46a63687247f3d00600\r\n*Creates a gap in space-time through which you and the monster fall through to duke it out elsewhere*\r\nThat's enough of that for a day.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a8e59d6368726ac6bb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n_*And now for something completely different*_","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8e5e16368726b8e510300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Once we're in*\r\n\r\nOkay, Let's finish this quick\r\n\r\n*CLOCK UP*\r\n\r\n*Time Slows down to a crawl for me*\r\n\r\n*I start beating the shit out of the monster*\r\n\r\n@123@\r\n\r\nRider Kick\r\n\r\n@RIDER KICK@\r\n\r\n*I end the monster with a rider kick*\r\n\r\n*Due to the fight being over, I somehow get deposited back out the gap*\r\n\r\n@CLOCK OVER@\r\n\r\n*The fight began and ended in a few milliseconds*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8e6186368726e9b1b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Dies*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8e66d63687273c4e50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GUYS! I FOUND MY 3DS AND CALCULATOR WATCH!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8e6766368726eb2c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e6186368726e9b1b0100#post_53a8e6186368726e9b1b0100\r\n*Hooks Random up to one of the Mann brothers' life-extending machines and brings him back to life*","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8e6a36368726ec2940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e5e16368726b8e510300#post_53a8e5e16368726b8e510300\r\n\r\nHey Coop, over there!\r\nThere will be another mecha/something fight. Hey, why not join in the party?\r\n\r\nOH YEAH, LET'S ROCK!\r\n\r\n!http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/100/b/f/megas_xlr_by_cpucore-d4vnxwl.png!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a8e70c63687273c4250300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e6766368726eb2c40100#post_53a8e6766368726eb2c40100\r\n*Comes back to l