time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6364.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556154bb6368724f96020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I caught the little bastard and tossed him in the woods.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5561551363687270c6840b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561549e63687262b6920500#post_5561549e63687262b6920500\r\nI don't even know how that would work with crocopeg \r\nI mean crocodiles are like 25% mouth \r\nand they don't have cute animal ears ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5561552963687255ac3c1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55614fa36368727b66bb0200#post_55614fa36368727b66bb0200\r\nhe is hot too","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5561552a63687270c6b30b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556153fc6368725853550c00#post_556153fc6368725853550c00\r\nOh my god.\r\nSorry, but that is _hilarious_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5561552f63687270c6c30b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556154bb6368724f96020200#post_556154bb6368724f96020200\r\nI can never catch mice \r\nI don't even know how I managed to catch the one from my oven ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5561555363687255ac9f1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556154bb6368724f96020200#post_556154bb6368724f96020200\r\nWait how did you even catch him?\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5561559263687270c6540c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561551363687270c6840b00#post_5561551363687270c6840b00\r\nCroc Myumon peg would have the snout, But no actual mouth.\r\n\r\nAnd I'm sure that he would have something on his head in his humanoid form.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"556155af63687262b6db0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561552f63687270c6c30b00#post_5561552f63687270c6c30b00\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561555363687255ac9f1100#post_5561555363687255ac9f1100\r\nHis tail was stuck in a trap. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556155b563687255ac681200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/0af148a88c9599dd6bcd680b3bbc2321/tumblr_noat4yg0oV1qb5gkjo1_1280.png!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/0a3ae20d37f2a870589d5e150a8d79f1/tumblr_noat4yg0oV1qb5gkjo2_540.png!\r\n\r\n\r\nI'm sorry","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5561560c63687262b6610700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155af63687262b6db0600#post_556155af63687262b6db0600\r\nSo basically he escaped the Death and lives to see another day?\r\n\r\nHurray! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556156146368724280500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155af63687262b6db0600#post_556155af63687262b6db0600\r\n_Its just a fucking mouse._\r\nWhat's there to be piss-yourself about.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5561563a6368721e83910a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155b563687255ac681200#post_556155b563687255ac681200\r\nWell it is a none stick Pan.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I'll be honest at first I was expecting a \"Faggot\" Joke[/spoiler] ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5561563c63687255ac7c1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5561559263687270c6540c00#post_5561559263687270c6540c00\r\nor maybe sharp teeth in human form\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155af63687262b6db0600#post_556155af63687262b6db0600\r\nah\r\nthat makes things easier \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556155