time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/651.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53adf4546368727c40f70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf3e16368722bd2780400#post_53adf3e16368722bd2780400\r\nOK.\r\n*Releases dinoshark into the ocean for you*\r\nBut since you're a lawyer, I would like for you to go to the bathroom.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53adf4bd6368722c079a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf4546368727c40f70300#post_53adf4546368727c40f70300\r\n\r\n\r\nok, but if anything happens ill see you in the court.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53adf54d6368727f94420400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf4bd6368722c079a0400#post_53adf4bd6368722c079a0400\r\n*A _Tyrannosaurus rex_ breaks into the bathroom and eats you*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53adf8626368727e83d50400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf54d6368727f94420400#post_53adf54d6368727f94420400\r\n\r\nWhy is a dinosaur in the bathroom","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53adfdc463687233bfd00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf54d6368727f94420400#post_53adf54d6368727f94420400\r\n\r\n\r\n*randomo is then sued for first degree murder of a lawyer and is sent to prison for life, also they take all his money for the sake of it*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ae03636368720ee85e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i981.photobucket.com/albums/ae299/jonebone/100_6313.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53ae03ce63687210c1650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So after taking a nap I've calmed down, but I'm going back through a lot of the work we've done in class and jesus christ on a cracker is a lot of the math wrong; so much of the book mathematically is wrong that I want to punch something.\r\n\r\n*Punches a hole right through Randomosaur*\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3364699/kung-pow-epic-stomach-punch-o.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae0b7d6368720e12660200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae03ce63687210c1650000#post_53ae03ce63687210c1650000\r\n*Offers Uc9 some orange juice*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae0c2a636872107b2e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0b7d6368720e12660200#post_53ae0b7d6368720e12660200\r\n*PULP OR NON-PULP?!*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae0c6f6368720ee8a20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0c2a636872107b2e0300#post_53ae0c2a636872107b2e0300\r\nNon-pulp. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae0cc56368720e9e6b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0c6f6368720ee8a20200#post_53ae0c6f6368720ee8a20200\r\n*OKAY!*\r\n*[ANGRILY DRINKING IT INTENSIFIES!]*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ae0d176368720ec6b60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ae0cc56368720e9e6b0200#post_53ae0cc56368720e9e6b0200\r\nThat was actually Agent Orange.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ae0d9463687210c10e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you were sent to any time in the past, what would your fake name be and occupation?\r\n(Note: No being royal or religious, I'm trying to see at normal people level.)\r\n\r\nI'd be at the Great Age Of Piracy and act as a scholar or a commander of an armada of ships for the French.\r\nMy name would be Francois El-Matyrdom.\r\n\r\n(Note: I made that name without thinking.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53ae0dc2636872108fd70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\