time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/974.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d42dc66368725e52fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d42d036368723e75120000#post_53d42d036368723e75120000\r\nTotal screen time as the Rider? I figure less than 20 minutes, and that's on the generous side.\r\n\r\nNow if Luc Besson made it, that would probably be fucking sweet.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d42ddc6368720b65b70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d42d886368727a23b90000#post_53d42d886368727a23b90000\r\nDr. Random will see you now.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d42de96368725e52070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d42d356368721ba2670000#post_53d42d356368721ba2670000\r\nYou'd lose your medical license within a month.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d42e0d636872016cc40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d42d356368721ba2670000#post_53d42d356368721ba2670000\r\nLots of people would find their limbs in places where limbs shouldn't be.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53d42e8a6368726a43ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What if I was a stripper?","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d42eae6368721742ba0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d42dc66368725e52fa0000#post_53d42dc66368725e52fa0000\r\nI'm not familiar with his work.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d42eb263687203dbcf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"its funny how mac millers first songs had retarded names\r\n\r\n>donalt trump\r\n>frozen pizza and kool aid\r\n>snooze\r\n>frick park market\r\n>party on fifth aveenue.\r\n\r\nand after his drug overdoze his song titles are now:\r\n\r\n-suplexes inside of complexed and duplexes.\r\n-somebody do something\r\n-ave maria\r\n-apparition\r\n-i am who i am (killin time)\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d42eba6368726a431b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The ebola outbreak has now killed at least 660 people.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d42ed36368726071340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d42eae6368721742ba0000#post_53d42eae6368721742ba0000\r\nFifth Element, Leon The Profesional, The most recent Lucy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d42f1063687248f1610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and his rhymes too:\r\n\r\n-We going to take over the world while these haters getting mad\r\nThat's why all my bitches bad\r\nThey see this crazy life I have\r\nAnd they in awe\r\n\r\nnow:\r\n\r\n-Forfeit in the war, he lays a sword down and walks away\r\nGrabs a 40 from the corner store and begins to contemplate\r\nDealing with death like he work in the morgue absorbing the souls\r\nForgotten, he lost his way, starring down that barrel, thinking not today \r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d42f63636872569d730100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d42ed36368726071340000#post_53d42ed36368726071340000\r\nLucy looks kind of dumb.\r\n\r\nIf they do have Monsters in this American rider movie, They would likely look amazing.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d42f8863687248e1650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The outbreak seems to be the perfect time to play this.\":http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d431176368727a23710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Where did everybody go?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d4312463687260939a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A bit of news:\r\nThere's at least 20 appeals cases piling up on gay marriage bans.\r\n\r\nWhat does this mean?  Well chances are gay marriage w