time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1090.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e1cb2c63687232cd5e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1ca2f6368727f16650000#post_53e1ca2f6368727f16650000\r\n\r\nwhy would godzilla bother? i mean thats like going around trying to fuck geckos","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1cb96636872699fb60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cb2c63687232cd5e0000#post_53e1cb2c63687232cd5e0000\r\nThat reminds me of that post from /b/ (I think) where the guy claimed that ants were coming out of his wang","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e1cd166368720fa1040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Im on my way out\r\nPressin down the pillow till i can't hear you breathin\r\nFor no reason\r\nFive rings on my hand\":https://derpibooru.org/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cb96636872699fb60000","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1cd206368720e8a040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I dare someone in this thread to do the salt and ice test on their bunghole.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1cdcf6368720fa13a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1c9976368720443500000#post_53e1c9976368720443500000\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cd166368720fa1040000#post_53e1cd166368720fa1040000\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cd206368720e8a040000#post_53e1cd206368720e8a040000\r\n\r\nYOU GUYS\r\nWHAT IF THE RAPTURE HAPPENED AND WE'RE THE ONLY ONES LEFT","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e1cf146368723291db0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cdcf6368720fa13a0000#post_53e1cdcf6368720fa13a0000\r\n\r\nperfect, it means i will now redefine art by brainwashing our descendents into thinking hip hop was the only art worth talking about before the rapture.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1cf556368720fa16f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cf146368723291db0000#post_53e1cf146368723291db0000\r\nDescendants? We're all guys.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1cf746368720e33730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cf146368723291db0000#post_53e1cf146368723291db0000\r\n\"Descendants\"? I don't think we have the hardware for that...","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e1cf876368724638e80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cdcf6368720fa13a0000#post_53e1cdcf6368720fa13a0000\r\nHYA! (Not true, Someone just commented a minute ago.)\r\n\r\nSCHWA! (Also, I have no idea why I'm ultraseven)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1cfa46368720f86500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cf556368720fa16f0000#post_53e1cf556368720fa16f0000\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cf746368720e33730000#post_53e1cf746368720e33730000\r\n\r\nwell guys we need to find a way to make babies.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1d0726368724638240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cfa46368720f86500000#post_53e1cfa46368720f86500000\r\nWe'll have to see if hybridizing with chimpanzees is possible. It's our only hope.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1d0bd63687232911e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d0726368724638240100#post_53e1d0726368724638240100\r\nWhat if Jesus took all the apes too?!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1cf876368724638e80000#post_53e1cf876368724638e80000\r\nI keep reading that in my head as staryu noises","author":"500b587e7f