time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1388.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5402538f6368722bc4590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler] holy crap my legs are so freaking smooth why didn't anyone tell me that underneath my wookie legs there were pillars of silk and butter oh my god[/spoiler][/TMI]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5402547a6368725ed2310100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402538f6368722bc4590000#post_5402538f6368722bc4590000\r\nThighs of gold, son.\r\n\r\nThighs of gold! \r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5402554e6368722948c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540244db6368723e45420100#post_540244db6368723e45420100\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]It belongs in you laugh you lose, but I couldn't help but share it here.\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/820/848/dbf.png![/bq]\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/8/30/711417__safe_animated_equestria+girls_cute_sunset+shimmer_adorable_rainbow+rocks_spoiler-colon-rainbow+rocks_clapping_shimmerbetes.gif!\r\nLadies and Gentlemen we have a winner! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5402555f6368723b52990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402547a6368725ed2310100#post_5402547a6368725ed2310100\r\nMore like thighs of frozen yogurt ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5402564e6368723e050b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402555f6368723b52990000#post_5402555f6368723b52990000\r\nEven better!\r\n\r\nThis reminds me, I need to get back to my morning exercises.\r\n\r\nMy lazy self has been putting them off for some days. you could argue I could do them in the afternoon.\r\n\r\nBut this Florida heat man! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5402571c6368727fe03f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402564e6368723e050b0200#post_5402564e6368723e050b0200\r\nI need to get back in the groove too. I've barely been able to get up though since I overdid it with my legs. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"540257466368727fe0480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402564e6368723e050b0200#post_5402564e6368723e050b0200\r\nFLORIDA HEAT MAN\r\n\r\n\r\nSo what it's not like Arizona this time of the year.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"540257586368727df7820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402538f6368722bc4590000#post_5402538f6368722bc4590000\r\nnice","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54025a17636872626a0d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402571c6368727fe03f0000#post_5402571c6368727fe03f0000\r\nHave you thought about putting ice on them? Maybe that could help.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540257466368727fe0480000#post_540257466368727fe0480000\r\nI cant walk barefoot out my house without burning off my feet on the concrete. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54025a8a6368723b52cc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54025a17636872626a0d0100#post_54025a17636872626a0d0100\r\nI've been told to do so. I'm just lazy. Crazy lazy. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54025bf26368722e01390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"my brother won the disabled sports competition in his school, and he is going to LA","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54025f146368727f8e170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ok so i started watching the touhou anime and so far im not understanding anything","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5402612c6368723000150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540