time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/513.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539bc1886368726b47370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc12f63687268d61e0000#post_539bc12f63687268d61e0000\r\nWHAT?!?\r\n\r\nWait, that was only in America.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bc1bc63687269ab420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc1886368726b47370000#post_539bc1886368726b47370000\r\nI know. And that sucks more cock than I do.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bc1fd63687268c6470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc0d9636872771be30600#post_539bc0d9636872771be30600\r\nFucking fair food man, I wish I didn't love it so much because I swear I take five years off my life every time I go to the LA County Fair.\r\n\r\nIts like here is this thing which under normal circumstances I'd just laugh at, but put me in a place where things like that are being sold and I'm all over it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539bc2416368726bf1360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc1bc63687269ab420000#post_539bc1bc63687269ab420000\r\nNonsense. Nothing sucks more cock than you.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bc27163687269bc770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc2416368726bf1360000#post_539bc2416368726bf1360000\r\nAwww you're so sweet.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bc2ac63687269bc980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc1bc63687269ab420000#post_539bc1bc63687269ab420000\r\nOh you have no idea, I had a mars bar ONCE! And that was the best shit I've ever had!\r\n\r\nAnd then like I can never find them now....","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539bc2f163687268b7800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc2ac63687269bc980000#post_539bc2ac63687269bc980000\r\nJust go to Canada.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bc31763687269834f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc2ac63687269bc980000#post_539bc2ac63687269bc980000\r\nIt was discontinued in 2011","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bc3176368726a5bc00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc2f163687268b7800000#post_539bc2f163687268b7800000\r\nHey man, They get free health care over there so I'm tempted!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539bc37d6368726c3aee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc31763687269834f0000#post_539bc31763687269834f0000\r\nHey, that's the year I had one.\r\n\r\nHey wait a minute.... that was the year I first tried one, _*Was I the last American to buy a mars bar!?*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"539bc3c26368726945b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc3176368726a5bc00000#post_539bc3176368726a5bc00000\r\nWait, the international version of the Mars bar is different from the US one.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539bc3c463687268b7ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc37d6368726c3aee0000#post_539bc37d6368726c3aee0000\r\nYou might be.\r\n\r\n~Lucky bastard~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539bc4476368726b58d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc3c463687268b7ae0000#post_539bc3c463687268b7ae0000\r\nDear God, I am the final Bar man!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539bc3c26368726945b50000#post_539bc3c26368726945b50000\r\nIn what way?","author":"50c204917f123b