time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3/3438.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54bd7a20636872362e8b0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd78f36368725abbfd0000#post_54bd78f36368725abbfd0000\r\nEmmmmm, As long as it doesn't have eyes anymore I'm fine.\r\n\r\nI think? Maybe get rid of the head too? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bd7a216368724c5f330800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd79bd63687212c6240600#post_54bd79bd63687212c6240600\r\nI love pimento cheese.\r\nI love crawfish.\r\nBut these are two great tastes that do not taste great together.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bd7a356368725abb1c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd7a20636872362e8b0d00#post_54bd7a20636872362e8b0d00\r\nDo you know how to eat a crawfish?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bd7a386368722def451200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd78f36368725abbfd0000#post_54bd78f36368725abbfd0000\r\nI usually eat those\r\n\r\n!http://cdn.kiwilimon.com/recetaimagen/13996/6330.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54bd7a686368722def541200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd7a356368725abb1c0100#post_54bd7a356368725abb1c0100\r\nNo, I never had it before. \r\n\r\nI've haad lopster Claws and stuff like that but never Crawfish. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bd7ac763687225baf80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd7a686368722def541200#post_54bd7a686368722def541200\r\nOkay here's how you eat a crawfish.\r\nYou take the body in both hands and then RIP IT IN HALF.\r\nThen you take the head part and suck out the barins and juices.\r\nThen you take the butt part rip out the tail meat and eat it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54bd7d2b6368723680a50a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd7ac763687225baf80000#post_54bd7ac763687225baf80000\r\nI wont lie, I'm kind of hungry now.\r\n\r\nAlso, \"You take the head part and suck out the brains and juices\" \r\n\r\nJesus Christ. we are actual Zombies! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bd7e3463687235a42a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd7d2b6368723680a50a00#post_54bd7d2b6368723680a50a00\r\n!https://davefarmersblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/zombie_horde.jpg!\r\nAt least our vocab doesn't just consist of UUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuhHHHHHHHH!!!!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54bd7ed66368723487bc0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s3.amazonaws.com/foodspotting-ec2/reviews/1225377/thumb_600.JPG?1326775122!\r\nXian bing.\r\n\r\nThese are awesome.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54bd7edc6368725abb6e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd7e3463687235a42a0800#post_54bd7e3463687235a42a0800\r\nTrue True, we're smart fancy zombies.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"Mmmmm Dawny boy could you past the brains yes?\"\r\n\r\n\"Here you go my good sir mmmmm yes\"\r\n\r\n\"Hah Hah Hah!\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54bd7f286368723806970800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What if zombies ate bread instead\r\n\r\n\"GRAAAAAAAAAAAINS\"","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54bd7f606368723a8e080a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd7edc6368725abb6e0100#post_54bd7edc6368725abb6e0100\r\n!http://i56.tinypic.com/2vskyh1.jpg!\r\nYeah, we have diplomas man!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54bd80b363687259fda30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54bd7f286368723806970800#post_54bd7f286368723806970800\r\n[s