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{"topics":[{"id":"5343130e6368722850060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Let us all take time to appriciate the majestic \"American WoodEch...\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5343136063687267fca90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534310216368724dda210000#post_534310216368724dda210000\r\nThey're used because They're incredibly cheap to produce, In the setting of VOTOMS, You can literally just make a scopedog out of what's lying on the ground","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"534317526368720ff3040200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53431256636872152d190000#post_53431256636872152d190000\r\n\r\nYou sir.... I like you.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53431912636872308e4e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343130e6368722850060000#post_5343130e6368722850060000\r\nITS...... _*BEAUTIFUL!*_ :,)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53431ff16368721deb370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was looking at Argentinian women, and they had very long hair.\r\nIt was very striking.\r\n\r\nWhy don't women here do that?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"534320a563687211bb130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53431ff16368721deb370100#post_53431ff16368721deb370100\r\n\r\nBecause!!!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5343262b6368720351a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53431ff16368721deb370100#post_53431ff16368721deb370100\r\n\r\nHair length has two factors.\r\n\r\nFirst is genetics.  Some folks are born capable of reaching Rapunzel territory and some barely hit shoulder length.\r\n\r\nSecond is maintenance.  Do you _really_ want to deal with all the extra work long hair entails?  More shampoo, more time brushing and styling, more care taken to keep it from snagging on things, you name it.","author":"5057a9e47f123b142a012d03"},{"id":"5343264b6368726f54b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kazapsky\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343262b6368720351a20000#post_5343262b6368720351a20000\r\n\r\nthats why boys rule\r\n\r\nno girls allowed.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53432bcf636872737a050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Green Lake, Austria\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkgc1ljb144\r\nHoly mother of....! I wanna go there.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53432cf46368720c69770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kazapsky\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343262b6368720351a20000#post_5343262b6368720351a20000\r\nThe first, fair enough.\r\n\r\nThe second, it's no less onerous for the Argentinian girls","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53432ef7636872737a230200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53432bcf636872737a050100#post_53432bcf636872737a050100\r\n10/10\r\nWould plan dream vacation there.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5343342063687204cf4a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53432bcf636872737a050100#post_53432bcf636872737a050100\r\n\r\nWhy the best things are far away :(","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5343377b6368725de32c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343342063687204cf4a0000#post_5343342063687204cf4a0000\r\nBecause, pollution.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"534343af6368727047d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343377b6368725de32c0000#post_5343377b6368725de32c0000\r\n\r\nHumans are bastards.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53438da763687219f4080300","topic_id