time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1375.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5401065563687226b7e60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540105f76368727f51560000#post_540105f76368727f51560000\r\nOh you evil little dude! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"540106826368726217060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401034e6368725f040d0100#post_5401034e6368725f040d0100\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]!https://33.media.tumblr.com/63646bc892d8d0efc6b61d8db628d01a/tumblr_nb23zb59fM1qzjw8go1_500.jpg!\r\n_*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*_[/bq]\r\n*drinks it*\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/739/889/a8e.png!\r\nI instantly regret this decision!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5401071f6368725f71a50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540106826368726217060200#post_540106826368726217060200\r\nEeehhhh she'll be fine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5401076363687252700f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401034e6368725f040d0100#post_5401034e6368725f040d0100\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]!https://33.media.tumblr.com/63646bc892d8d0efc6b61d8db628d01a/tumblr_nb23zb59fM1qzjw8go1_500.jpg!\r\n_*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*_[/bq]\r\nWAH HAHAHAHA! EXCELLENT!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/0c7a0f484bc571e5d65caa12ab729871/tumblr_inline_n5urotk3F91qh3yij.jpg!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"540107b7636872590bf40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone else here collect toys?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"540107fa636872254fb70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]!https://33.media.tumblr.com/63646bc892d8d0efc6b61d8db628d01a/tumblr_nb23zb59fM1qzjw8go1_500.jpg!\r\n_*AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!*_[/bq]\r\n\r\n*Drinks*\r\n\r\n*5 minutes later*\r\n\r\n!http://www.scified.com/pics/22098.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"540108576368720f21d50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"CHANGING AGAIN","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"540108dc636872460a9b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5401056f6368727f512e0000#post_5401056f6368727f512e0000\r\nI like garlic and all. But this maybe taking it too far. I wonder what it REALLY tastes like. Might not be that bad, as I'm fond and eaten of a lot of sweet and _garlicy_ hot dishes from Korean and Sichuan cuisines.\r\n\r\nHas anyone here tried to put out a car, brush, tree, or even house fires with a garden hose before?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"540109446368723fdda40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540108dc636872460a9b0000#post_540108dc636872460a9b0000\r\n\r\n*Raises hand*\r\n\r\nThe key is putting your finger in the hose just enough to increase the pressure","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54010aaa63687261ddb80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im really bored.\r\n\r\nim gonna finally check touhou.\r\n\r\nand then finish listening to those albums.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54010b36636872041d890000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540109446368723fdda40000#post_540109446368723fdda40000\r\nOr have one of those switchable hose heads that have HAX settings.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54010b736368724793000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54010aaa63687261ddb80000#post_54010aaa63687261ddb80000\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MhEQ2UiuphU/hqdefault.jpg!\r\n_One of us..._","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54010b7a6368727f51820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540106826368726217060200#post_540106826368726217060200\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wast