time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1392.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5402af90636872213ff30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402a9676368723c670e0100#post_5402a9676368723c670e0100\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/813/816/caf.jpg!\r\nCount me in.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5402b387636872291baa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well its still August the 30th where I am, and I can't think of a single thing that is a bigger waste of time than this: Today I turned 27. Whoop de shit, another dumbass white boy is approaching middle age, pop the fucking champagne amiright?\r\n\r\nAnyways, I'll say this now since I'm drunk/high right now and have no filter between my brain and my fingers just now.\r\n\r\nYouze gois are fucking awesome for putting up with my ass, I seriously fucking love all you motherfucking assholes and wish you nothing but the best for all of assholes.\r\n\r\nAlso just so you know, we're all being constantly monitored by the Shadow Government and the secret reptile Kings, but the reptile Kings are sort of like how the British royal family is, the shadow government really only keeps them around for ceremony and shadow tourists.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5402b3e36368721bb36d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402b387636872291baa0100#post_5402b387636872291baa0100\r\nhappy birthday man\r\nyou are amazing\r\ni love you\r\n\r\nend despite the fact i've only been on these forums for over a month\r\ni consider you a great friend","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5402b3fb63687217daad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402b387636872291baa0100#post_5402b387636872291baa0100\r\n...And that's all I need.\r\n\r\n*Transforms into Ultraman*\r\n\r\nSHUWATCH!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5402b4b96368726684d90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54028e4f6368725bef880000#post_54028e4f6368725bef880000\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]look what i did guys\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/lXaV4iG.jpg![/bq]\r\n\r\ni just tweeted this to fantano.\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402b387636872291baa0100#post_5402b387636872291baa0100\r\n\r\nhappy birthday friend who also supports my annoying ass\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5402b4cd636872291bca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402b387636872291baa0100#post_5402b387636872291baa0100\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\r\n I seriously fucking love all you motherfucking assholes and *wish you nothing but the best for all of assholes.* [/bq]\r\nYou are a treasure","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5402b4fc6368721cc47a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww45/Sniper_64/HourGlass.gif!\r\nThread.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5402b50a6368725b6b300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402b4cd636872291bca0100#post_5402b4cd636872291bca0100\r\nFuckin sue me, you're lucky it was that legible.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5402b56263687265706c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5402922c63687212be1b0100#post_5402922c63687212be1b0100\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]!http://i.imgur.com/o6yRAec.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/ygJvoux.jpg!\r\n\r\nanyone up for gmod?[/bq]\r\n\r\ni tweeted those too.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5402b56963687265cd070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Ultraman Max forgets how to fight\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2UScLwv8FE","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5402b57d63687264b81c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...\r\nWhere's Squiggy?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54