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{"topics":[{"id":"540bbde863687212181e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540bbcf66368727d15c80000#post_540bbcf66368727d15c80000\r\nI've been specifically looking at league of legends porn, cosplay and such.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"540bbe566368721c63a50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i always sing the chorus of murda something wrong\r\n\r\n\"bitches say im real, niggas say im hot...wait no hold on i mean chicks say im...forget it\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540bc26763687264b1cd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/825/729/377.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540bc3de6368727fb38f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This post may be more along the lines of gossip, but here's something interesting. We may be heading towards a new sexual revolution.\r\n\r\nTo make a long story short the development of medication to prevent and treat stds are making a lot of headway lately and there's a pill being tested right now that has the potential of preventing HIV from infecting a person. Basically five years from now we'll have a \"cold, flu and aids\" prevention pill that stops it.\r\n\r\nNo, don't throw away those condoms yet; rather what I mean by this is medicine is just getting better. HPV is the most common std so get the vaccines.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"540bc41b63687244dd940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/540bc3de6368727fb38f0000#post_540bc3de6368727fb38f0000\r\nyeeaaaaaaaaah\r\n[spoiler]time for mass orgies[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"540bc500636872454bb80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://cdn.nahright.com/news/m.php/2014/02/Common-Be-Frontal.jpg!\r\n!http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sne9Cls0L._SY300_.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540bc7cd6368723795200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"TIME WELL SPENT CONSTRUCTIVELY DOING THINGS, FOLKS!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"540bc8b663687232b5aa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I FUCK THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT CUM","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"540bcc5663687247af670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You wake up in the backseat of a car, the first thing you're aware of is burning tightness around your wrists and ankles. You taste cotton cloth in your mouth and your head throbs at the place where the dead man pistol whipped you.\r\n\r\nMoonlight streams through the windows of the car as it bumps down a road, banging and bouncing you around.\r\n\r\nThere is an orange glow from the passenger seat and you smell the skunky sweet scent of marijuana as Deep Purple's \"Highway Star\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qfIecwXFg blares tinnily over the car's cheap stereo.\r\n\r\nIt does nothing to muffle the thumping and moaning coming from behind you. It seems you aren't the only unwilling passenger tonight.\r\n\r\nThe car pulls to a stop, and you thrash and moan, desperate to escape, trying your bonds but they're too tight. There is no give to them.\r\n\r\nThe door at your head opens and you look up into the face of...\r\n\r\nȚh͙̳̫̩e̖ ̩͈͝Q̻u̩͎̺͖͈̰ee͓͖̟̟̣ͅṋ̗̠̘̬̯̗͡.̧̻̰̰̮̹̜\r\n\r\nYou scream behind the gag as you look into her eyes. T͏͍̱̻̣̮̟h͍͇͎̗ȩ Q̟͕̫̩̤͎̦̀u̺̞̮͉̠̹ͅe̟̣̬̪̫͜e͝n̙̬̙ smiles at you, exposing a mouth full of sharp, triangular teeth that fit together like the jaws of a trap.\r\n\r\nShe grabs you by the shoulders and yanks you out into the cool desert night.\r\n\r\nHer hands quickly undo your bindings, simply slashing the rope to ribbons. You feel one sharp nail gouge a line across your ankle.\r\n\r\nYou are going to die out here.\r\n\r\nShe forces you to your feet, idly dusting off your shoulders and still smiling that horrible smile of hers. Blood is smeared al
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