time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1544.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54125bde6368723385eb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54125b936368724dd06b0100#post_54125b936368724dd06b0100\r\ni like to","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54125be3636872674b3f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54125b566368723b91610000#post_54125b566368723b91610000\r\nWash em, Wash em good!\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54125c1b6368725c6d420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When doing housework sing and dance a little.\r\nIt makes it go by waaaaaaaaay quicker.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54125c1f636872660eb60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://38.media.tumblr.com/da46d814655724b90b78f5187b3542ac/tumblr_myxr77q9Xo1qj1nago1_1280.jpg!\r\nKing Joe Jaegar and Seven Kaiju.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54125c806368724e23d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54125c1b6368725c6d420100#post_54125c1b6368725c6d420100\r\n\r\nI GO HARD IN DA MUTHAFUCKING PAINT NIGGA","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54125c856368725bba490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5412571363687265aa500000#post_5412571363687265aa500000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541256796368720204dd0100#post_541256796368720204dd0100\r\nWhy not make up your own Stand?\r\nEvery Jojo fan has done at one point. Just give it a name and a cool unique ability.[/bq]\r\nI can think of three stands, Motorhead, Trivium, and Five Finger Death Punch.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54125ce76368724b7f980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54125c856368725bba490100#post_54125c856368725bba490100\r\nThat's a good start. Now you have to give them an ability. The weirder the better.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54125d476368721256330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54125ce76368724b7f980000#post_54125ce76368724b7f980000\r\n\r\nis there any rules to the abilities, like what is their main purpose? combat? defensive? fucking cosmetic? i dont know shit about jojo,","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54125d886368724dd09f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54125d476368721256330100#post_54125d476368721256330100\r\nThe only rule is a Stand can only have one ability.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54125f2e6368726b42eb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://33.media.tumblr.com/6fc31b65e0e3a0f3ece6e767bf8045c8/tumblr_miq5yzZjBR1rxf83go1_500.png![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54125f3a63687222558c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54125ce76368724b7f980000#post_54125ce76368724b7f980000\r\nMotorhead: They make things accelerate and decelerate at will, even changing the direction. Even static objects can move. But, anything that's as big as a car will not be affected by it. It also has a short range.\r\n\r\nTrivium: A stand that can split three knight-like figures work in perfect synchronization and only one is the real thing, but it has rather lackluster defence. It makes up for it with it's great attack and range.\r\n\r\nFFDP: It only has one arm with a fingerless hand. The fingers grow over time and when there's five of them, instant death is ensured if the punch is landed on the stand or user. It also can tank well but it takes about 25 minutes to get to full strength.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"54125f8763687242a86e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54125c1f636872660eb60000#post_54125c1f636872660eb60000\r\nI want to se