time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1553.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5413d203636872600dbc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d19363687201d3cf0000#post_5413d19363687201d3cf0000\r\nyeah fuck them then","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5413d21363687237fdcb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d1906368727ffba80000#post_5413d1906368727ffba80000\r\nI am disappointed. Buzzbomb and Forest Fire are good tracks, but they aren't my favorite on the album (those would be Halloween, Moon Over Marin and Riot). If memory serves Religious Vomit isn't even a song, its a skit.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5413d21e6368726b66180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d19363687201d3cf0000#post_5413d19363687201d3cf0000\r\nYou also don't want to get bit by several. Because the only thing worse than finding one black widow is finding a whole goddamn _colony_ of them.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5413d22363687237fdd40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I saw a wolf while hiking in the forest the other day. Never seen one in the wild before.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5413d25a636872259c9e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I dont like to use youtube anymore since spoofy has better quality.\r\n\r\nDis the same shit with because the internet.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5413d25c636872230f640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d21e6368726b66180000#post_5413d21e6368726b66180000\r\nThat is when you burn the property to ash. Burn it all and never look back.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5413d2cd63687216202a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d25c636872230f640100#post_5413d25c636872230f640100\r\nit's funny how we all make this joke\r\nbut some people actually have ended up setting their house on fire trying to kill a spider","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5413d2ee6368721382040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d22363687237fdd40100#post_5413d22363687237fdd40100\r\nThe only \"foxes\" that are in my city are this:\r\n!http://www.infoanimales.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Zarigüeya-3.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5413d2f0636872516a510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d21e6368726b66180000#post_5413d21e6368726b66180000\r\n\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/541/674/2a5.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5413d3006368726b8c3e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't like killing things I don't plan on eating.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5413d30b6368720f9f0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d25c636872230f640100#post_5413d25c636872230f640100\r\nOkay, so it wasn't a whole colony. But finding _eleven_ black widows in close proximity to one another is not a comforting thought.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5413d3626368726c76120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d30b6368720f9f0d0000#post_5413d30b6368720f9f0d0000\r\nI'd still burn everything and salt the earth.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5413d37063687228a4ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5413d2ee6368721382040000#post_5413d2ee6368721382040000\r\nOne of my neighbors growing up had a pet Possum. Named Bomar. Whenever I'd go over to his house to play with my friends Bomar would do the whole hissing deal. I'd look at him and say \"Shut up Bomar\" and he'd roll over and beg me to rub his belly.","author":"4fde46