time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1934.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5442beb6636872201f470200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Thwip*\r\n\r\n*A card embeds itself into a nearby wall*\r\n\r\nJanperson! For! justice!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442bf4763687246afde0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442beb6636872201f470200#post_5442beb6636872201f470200\r\n*takes card out of wall and bends it a little* \r\n\r\nMWAHAHAHAHA! Now the value is significantly lowered! Take that, neeeeeeerd!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442c0ea6368721c6fb20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442bf4763687246afde0000#post_5442bf4763687246afde0000\r\n*Walks over, forces the JP card out of your hand, And puts it back in its compartment*\r\n\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131118131216/p__/protagonist/images/a/ab/Janperson2lx.jpg!\r\n*Stare*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442c2156368721ce0110300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c0ea6368721c6fb20200#post_5442c0ea6368721c6fb20200\r\n*does mocking dance*\r\n\r\nBent yer card. Lol.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442c35e6368722275180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c2156368721ce0110300#post_5442c2156368721ce0110300\r\n*Janperson leaves in silence*\r\n\r\n*Unfortunately, The Building spontaneously erupts in flames, With no robot cop to help*\r\n\r\n*Winspector, Solbrian and Exceedraft arrive and start evacuating people from the building*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442c629636872261b880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c35e6368722275180000#post_5442c35e6368722275180000\r\n*just burns to death*\r\n\r\n*becomes Spawn and has good time in their eternal torment*\r\n\r\nWAAAAANDAAAA.\r\n\r\nNo Cosmo. Not that Wanda.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442c6b86368724063600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c629636872261b880000#post_5442c629636872261b880000\r\n*Since there were 6 people in powered armor and 3 robots evacuating everyone, You didn't have time to burn to death*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442c75e63687226bcad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is it bad I have dubbed the first Pinkie clone Tyrone? And kinda wish she survived.  [spoiler] just her, mind you. The rest....nah. [/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c6b86368724063600000#post_5442c6b86368724063600000\r\nWhy you rob me of my chance to be Spawn!?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442c8316368724063990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c75e63687226bcad0000#post_5442c75e63687226bcad0000\r\nAll: It's what we do.\r\n\r\n*Everyone has been evacuated, The fire has been successfully extinguished, And this weird thing is going to be drawn to a close soon*\r\n\r\n*The rescue teams left, Leaving the burned building*\r\n\r\n*I enter the scene after leaving yesterday*\r\n\r\n...Okay, What are we going to do about all the burnt shit?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442c8ee6368722191fc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c8316368724063990000#post_5442c8316368724063990000\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130222223127/judgedredd/images/7/75/Fire1.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"Ssssssshiiiiit. I missed the party.\"","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442c9856368722474340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c8ee6368722191fc0000#post_5442c8ee6368722191fc0000\r\nWere you the one who did that?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442c9f463687225910a010