time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2/2291.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54714d81636872309dc80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54714cbd6368724155100200#post_54714cbd6368724155100200\r\nMan you must be a real freak if you don't do that! Literally everyone else on the planet does. EVERYONE.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54714da36368720933460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Zis it?\":http://youtu.be/ithZmwEebVA","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54714db2636872309dce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54714cbd6368724155100200#post_54714cbd6368724155100200\r\npeople baths in doritos, so there should be.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54714dba6368726c808f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54714cbd6368724155100200#post_54714cbd6368724155100200\r\n\r\nGary Busey","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54714dc763687267a0630200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547149fc636872145e340100#post_547149fc636872145e340100\r\n\r\nI dig the sherlock holmes conspiracy theory mode she was in. It was neat in weird way. Even if she was beyond dead wrong.\r\n\r\n\r\nReally though. That could make a bitchin' twist for a supernatural thriller. Have some people drinking energy drink in the background, A few billboards, main character might be drinking some, bam plot twist.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54714dc863687266f4b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54714d81636872309dc80100#post_54714d81636872309dc80100\r\n\r\nlike anyone on this thread has problems with being a freak, or an outcast\r\n\r\nlike lets look at our colorful squad\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54714dcd6368725bf4760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54714cbd6368724155100200#post_54714cbd6368724155100200\r\nIn the words of Weird Al:\r\n\r\n\"If one day you happen to wake up\r\nAnd find yourself in an existential quandary\r\nFull of loathing and self-doubt\r\nAnd wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence\r\nAt least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that\r\nSomewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours\r\nThere's still a little place\r\n\r\nCalled AAAAAAAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54714dfd6368727180590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54714cbd6368724155100200#post_54714cbd6368724155100200\r\n\r\nThere's atleast a 1/ 7 billion chance.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54714e146368721aaffe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54714d7c6368721f4faf0100#post_54714d7c6368721f4faf0100\r\nFor real though I can't even look at caffeine. May body can't handle that crap. It makes me feel so shitty. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54714e6e63687219364a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54714e146368721aaffe0000#post_54714e146368721aaffe0000\r\nBut... Coffee is good :(","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54714eac6368720aaf8d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54714e6e63687219364a0000#post_54714e6e63687219364a0000\r\nI fucking love coffee. \r\nCoffee doesn't love me. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54714ebd63687237bfec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54714e6e63687219364a0000#post_54714e6e63687219364a0000\r\n\r\nTea is superior.\r\n\r\nTea master race.\r\n\r\n*shoots some guy before they can play british anthem*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54714f2663687266f4d90100","topic_id":"5