time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2/2516.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54823e816368725632b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823e10636872603f4f0000#post_54823e10636872603f4f0000\r\nKung pow chicken\r\nTwo egg rolls\r\nA big ol' bite of plain rice ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54823e8e63687255d8990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just switched to the normal theme for a second.\r\nJesus shit-flipping Christ my eyes!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54823ecb6368721429690200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823d8f636872247e870100#post_54823d8f636872247e870100\r\nThe Warrant Officer ranks are agonizing to get through, but when you do, you can usually skyrocket to Lt. Colonel within a couple weeks afterwards.\r\n\r\nIt doesn't slow down much again until the Commander ranks, which I just passed.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54823f0f63687239759a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823ecb6368721429690200#post_54823ecb6368721429690200\r\nWell, that I didn't know....\r\nAlrighty, gotta beat all the Challenges\r\nGotta join some matchmaking games\r\nGotta get all my asses kicked\r\nBut I don't give a damn\r\nBecause I love Halo.\r\n\r\nOh, by the way, did you get any armor or stuffs with your game when you brought it, like the Recon Helmet?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54823f1c6368721499040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823c506368727bfa660000#post_54823c506368727bfa660000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823b64636872706f8c0000#post_54823b64636872706f8c0000\r\nShe even revived the thread once. [/bq]\r\n\r\n_another woman_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54823f336368720a77170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823e816368725632b40000#post_54823e816368725632b40000\r\nEat too much of anything sweet, sour, and salty you'd feel thirstier more often.\r\n\r\n","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54823f4c63687277a11b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823f1c6368721499040000#post_54823f1c6368721499040000\r\nHey I'm gay. Doesn't that count at least a little?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54823f6863687230e25a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Angemon is getting rekt!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54823f8963687205866a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823f4c63687277a11b0200#post_54823f4c63687277a11b0200\r\n\r\n_hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn....................._","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"54823fdd6368722ffcbc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823f8963687205866a0000#post_54823f8963687205866a0000\r\nWhat?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54824000636872175f360200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823e8e63687255d8990000#post_54823e8e63687255d8990000\r\n\"Mfw I accidentally log out and it reverts to the default skin\":http://youtu.be/HvrjHgoSllU\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54823f1c6368721499040000#post_54823f1c6368721499040000\r\n^-Cat fight! Cat fight! Cat fight!-^ we also used to have a girl named starly running around but I think she got sick of our antics. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5482401a6368720a77330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So let's be completely honest here.\r\nSeraphimon sounds waaaaaaaaaaaaay cooler than HolyAngemon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5482405e63687253ac9e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-