time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4125.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54e6634b63687232de361e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6630f6368722be7261f00#post_54e6630f6368722be7261f00\r\n*Still missing it*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e6636c6368727987540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6634b63687232de361e00#post_54e6634b63687232de361e00\r\nCelibacy challenge","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54e663be6368724ba1480e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6634b63687232de361e00#post_54e6634b63687232de361e00\r\nSee who could go the longest without spanking the monkey.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e663ce6368721303170200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e663be6368724ba1480e00#post_54e663be6368724ba1480e00\r\n.....\r\nMust be fun.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e663f76368722fdac03800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e663ce6368721303170200#post_54e663ce6368721303170200\r\nMy record is like three weeks. And that's only because of my piercing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e6649e63687262c29e1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e662db6368723787ed1b00#post_54e662db6368723787ed1b00\r\nYES! One down! Two to go! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e664cb6368720bbbe01c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e663f76368722fdac03800#post_54e663f76368722fdac03800\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6649e63687262c29e1700#post_54e6649e63687262c29e1700\r\nDid I mention I'm joining you both in this endeavor?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e665266368722a62821100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e664cb6368720bbbe01c00#post_54e664cb6368720bbbe01c00\r\nThat's why I say two to go! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e6653f6368720a60bb2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wait, what monkey are you guys talking about.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e6654b6368720bbbf01c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e663f76368722fdac03800#post_54e663f76368722fdac03800\r\nIt's been like two weeks since my last time.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54e6657063687216a77a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6653f6368720a60bb2200#post_54e6653f6368720a60bb2200\r\nThe D.\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e665266368722a62821100#post_54e665266368722a62821100\r\nWho else is doing this?\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e661fd6368722b3e5c0600#post_54e661fd6368722b3e5c0600\r\nONE. DAY.\r\n","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54e665986368725351570b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6657063687216a77a0100#post_54e6657063687216a77a0100\r\nOffensive-Chan! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54e665b263687243d0401900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6657063687216a77a0100#post_54e6657063687216a77a0100\r\nOkay.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54e665c063687258686a0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e6657063687216a77a0100#post_54e6657063687216a77a0100\r\nBite me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54e665e46368726aa13d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54e665986368725351570b00#post_54e665986368725