time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4408.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54f54b7b63687249a9870500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5488c6368727653780000#post_54f5488c6368727653780000\r\nFurther proof that all avians are horrific hell spawns that need to be murdered indiscriminately.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f54bbc6368724ce8be0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54b7b63687249a9870500#post_54f54b7b63687249a9870500\r\nNah, then we'd be swinging coat hangers around.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f54bea63687243c4950300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54bbc6368724ce8be0300#post_54f54bbc6368724ce8be0300\r\nI fucking hate birds.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f54c8a6368724755320500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f5488c6368727653780000#post_54f5488c6368727653780000\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/012/564/fluttershynature.png!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f54ca66368724e6bf40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54bea63687243c4950300#post_54f54bea63687243c4950300\r\nDo you hate pegasi ponies then?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f54d6d63687208a8d40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54ca66368724e6bf40200#post_54f54ca66368724e6bf40200\r\nPegasi are okay. I just really fucking hate birds. Especially pigeons.\r\nFUUUUUUUUUCK PIGEONS.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f54da0636872531c220400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54d6d63687208a8d40200#post_54f54d6d63687208a8d40200\r\nOh thank heavens you don't hate Penguins enough.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f54e546368724379830400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54da0636872531c220400#post_54f54da0636872531c220400\r\nPenguins are schlups.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f54e7163687248be670500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54d6d63687208a8d40200#post_54f54d6d63687208a8d40200\r\nJust be glad they're merely pigeons and not cliff racers.\r\n\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"54f54f1c6368724505c00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54d6d63687208a8d40200#post_54f54d6d63687208a8d40200\r\nPigeons aren't afraid of humans. I can like walk up to them and they won't fly away until I just almost touch them. Whereas crows, chickadees, robins, Steller's jays, and sparrows would freakout from the slightest flinch from me. I like crows though...\r\n\r\n\"I loled!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykvy9Da0KTQ\r\n\r\nSeagulls are assholes. They bully the crows.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f54f496368724858d20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54f1c6368724505c00200#post_54f54f1c6368724505c00200\r\nI may hate birds, but crows I can tolerate.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54f54fd56368725117c50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54f496368724858d20300#post_54f54f496368724858d20300\r\nAnything but seagulls.\r\nRarely do I sea Bald Eagles, Ospreys, and Herons.\r\n\r\nRavens, being the largest out of the crows, are *huge*.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54f5507e6368724522d50300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54f54fd56368725117c50300#post_54f54fd56368725117c50300\r\nWhat about Owls?\r\n\r\nAnyways I'm off to bed.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54f551336368726b9d2c0200","topic_id":