time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4637.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5503a29963687243c0770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5503a261636872405fff0000#post_5503a261636872405fff0000\r\nYour toast saving skills have increased...but it still hurts.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5503a31d6368723fabca0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5503a29963687243c0770000#post_5503a29963687243c0770000\r\nWhile holding it, I kinda screamed out loud \"I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE THE SUN BUT I WILL NOT LET GO OF MY SANDWICH!\"\r\n\r\nWhich I regretted afterwards.\r\n\r\n~(This seriously happened)~","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5503a3ba63687243f3220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5503a31d6368723fabca0000#post_5503a31d6368723fabca0000\r\nYour reward has to become the deity of toast.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5503a3dc6368724726330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5503a31d6368723fabca0000#post_5503a31d6368723fabca0000\r\nSUN GRABBING YOUR SANDWICH=GOODBYE SANDWICH.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5503a3e063687243f3410100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5503a1b063687240d16c0000#post_5503a1b063687240d16c0000\r\nI started to learn English since I was 6 I guess.\r\nEveryone start to learn english here when you are young...well depending of what school you are.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5503a19f6368723fc3d60000#post_5503a19f6368723fc3d60000\r\nCook-Man has saved the day again!\r\n\r\nBy the way, about the little cat, sorry about the loss man, I know the feel about loosing a kitty in a very early age. \r\nBut you said the kitty had just a week, right? Well, I can only say that a pet in that age requieres milk from the mother, and a formula is not enough to satisfy the young one, so there is a little change of survival when they are in that age.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5503a47963687240e5840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/rDQuSzq.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5503a4946368723f31fa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5503a3e063687243f3410100#post_5503a3e063687243f3410100\r\nThere was also blood coming out of its nose.\r\nThat's a sign that was sent far too late...\r\nMeh, I'm over it. The only time I did cry over a cat was my true pet, Hero.\r\n\r\nHe followed me across the country.\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5503a3ba63687243f3220100#post_5503a3ba63687243f3220100\r\nI once had a dream about a superhero who has total dominion over toast.\r\nMaybe it's a sign~!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5503a49a636872417ee90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5503a3e063687243f3410100#post_5503a3e063687243f3410100\r\nI learned at a young age. What gets most people in trouble are the Homonyms.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5503a53d6368724434030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5503a4946368723f31fa0100#post_5503a4946368723f31fa0100\r\nGo on and be the Toast Lord.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5503a5706368723f31120200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Fun time, anyone?\":http://imgur.com/gallery/dXp7ltu","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5503a5cd636872468de50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And in other good news.\r\nNo headache today!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5503a62d636872405f650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yes punish me harder game.  I love it when you do that.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5503a67b63687245855a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igot