time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4/4825.json

{"topics":[{"id":"550c86f4636872716a370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c866d63687269a1260100#post_550c866d63687269a1260100\r\nI don't like seeing kids cry either, but there are times you got to harden your heart.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550c87036368721f37900000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c866d63687269a1260100#post_550c866d63687269a1260100\r\nNono\r\nNo slapping my kids ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550c87b76368724c9a622300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c87036368721f37900000#post_550c87036368721f37900000\r\nNo. You misbehave, you get your ass slapped.","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550c87b96368720173bd2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Remember, the keyword for dealing with any and all children is simple. PATIENCE.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550c883163687252ecf30e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">having kids\r\n\r\nis this some sort of bad meme?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"550c88726368727c85be0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm gonna go off topic for a second, but it needs to be said.\r\n\r\n\"Final Destination has some fucking awesome music\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coSO2mDQLO8","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"550c889d6368727723400800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@masquerade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c87b76368724c9a622300#post_550c87b76368724c9a622300\r\nWell see about that","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550c89166368724c9add2300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Home now\r\n\r\nGod I feel tired","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550c894d6368725f5a3f2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What if there was a werewolf but every time it transformed it just got super tired and curled up and napped through the whole night?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550c89856368720467700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh god kids\r\n\r\nMan I don't know how to feel about kids right now\r\n\r\n\r\nJust a cat is fine","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550c89bb6368721ae1e00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c89856368720467700100#post_550c89856368720467700100\r\nNo kids yet.\r\nI have conditions","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"550c89c563687212b1941000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c894d6368725f5a3f2000#post_550c894d6368725f5a3f2000\r\nWould fucking a werewolf count as bestiality?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550c89f063687212b1ab1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c89c563687212b1941000#post_550c89c563687212b1941000\r\nNah","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550c89fb6368721ae1e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c89c563687212b1941000#post_550c89c563687212b1941000\r\nWould a lamia count?","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"550c8a096368727885d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c89c563687212b1941000#post_550c89c563687212b1941000\r\nWell he would still have enough sentience and intelligence from his human half that I think it's okay","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550c8a4963687252ec930f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c89f063687212b1ab1000#post_550c89f063687212b1ab1000\r\nIt would be the cutest thing!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c89c563687212b1941000#post_550c89c563687212b1941000\r\nNo. Though you'd probably catch something. ","author":"5