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{"topics":[{"id":"539b8a4c6368725752120300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This pain medicine the doc gave me makes me really sleepy...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b8c8763687225c4870500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b8a4c6368725752120300#post_539b8a4c6368725752120300\r\nIt's AIDS dude. You're screwed.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b8e006368727d0cc20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"You're a pretty broad in the top three\r\nOf things that I've been waiting to come, so\r\nMeet me by the lake around 10 and skinny dippin' and then\r\nWe can begin the pretend game, I wanna be Finn from Adventure Time\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b946d63687257a56a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b8a4c6368725752120300#post_539b8a4c6368725752120300\r\nDoes it give you a decent high at least?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539b96c96368727f18680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"bored.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b96e363687247c0350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Gives GMK a Double Derpi with bacon*\r\n\r\nWe've started selling bacon again.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b978a6368724842190200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b96e363687247c0350100#post_539b96e363687247c0350100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]*Gives GMK a Double Derpi with bacon*\r\n\r\nWe've started selling bacon again.[/bq]\r\nHello is the Krusty Krab?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539b979463687247c0790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b96e363687247c0350100#post_539b96e363687247c0350100\r\n\r\nknowledge is power, france is bacon.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b97da6368727f18d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b96e363687247c0350100#post_539b96e363687247c0350100\r\nI can already hear my arteries begging for mercy.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539b98036368724842570200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b96c96368727f18680000#post_539b96c96368727f18680000\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/526d4c9873bbaf8fbf6476ebe0e90ef8/tumblr_ms60hpELXV1r7pqrpo1_250.gif!","author":"50e08907a4c72d6c34000247"},{"id":"539b98b26368727e473c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MadBrony\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b98036368724842570200#post_539b98036368724842570200\r\n\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1p7vcRlMc1qb7cmlo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b98f46368727b3cc00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b98b26368727e473c0100#post_539b98b26368727e473c0100\r\n(comes back bloody)\r\n. . You lied to me sign.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539b9a016368722712ad0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b98f46368727b3cc00500#post_539b98f46368727b3cc00500\r\n\r\n!https://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8-JzVvoqo4I/hqdefault.jpg!\r\n\r\nthats not how you doit you dumb nerd thss dweeb.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b9b4a63687248422f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b98f46368727b3cc00500#post_539b98f46368727b3cc00500\r\nYeah, you're supposed to dunk that cat in nair.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539b9b6c6368727f18f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/derp_fox.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"539b9b9a6368727c5ee40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just discovered \"Jin\" on this site.\r\n\r\nWhat.\r\nWHAT.\r\n*WHAT.*","author