time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/542.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539f46076368727a925e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f456e6368727b03130000#post_539f456e6368727b03130000\r\n==*coughcoughFluttershycoughcough*==","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539f46b7636872789b500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f46076368727a925e0000#post_539f46076368727a925e0000\r\nDucks are cannibalistic, necrophilic, rapists with corkscrew dicks....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539f47cf6368727a92190100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f435f6368723d19590000#post_539f435f6368723d19590000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f42016368723efa000000#post_539f42016368723efa000000\r\nThe internet is, paradoxically, the smartest and dumbest place ever.[/bq]\r\nMost of the stupidity on the internet is cause of new comers realizing they can post anonymously and thus can get away with not having to think before they say something.\r\n\r\nOn the plus side/down side in ten years the current group of stupid people will have grown up and realized that just cause it's on the internet doesn't mean it's true and/or that just cause your name isn't attached to your account doesn't mean you don't have to worry about quality posting.\r\n\r\nOn the plus side/down side in ten years we'll have a whole new group of people from developing countries getting internet access for the first time and thus acting stupid on it (cough) how saudi arabia wants to ban women from the internet (cough)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539f48346368727aa5230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f46b7636872789b500000#post_539f46b7636872789b500000\r\nCorkscrew penises that can apparently rocket out at high speeds, if I remember that joke nature video right.\r\n\r\nBut I guess it's just that nature is mostly a jerk to its own self - when it comes to humans, they're either too scared into submission to do any _really_ weird stuff (unless you figure in some primates and the like ==*shudders*==), or they get trained and hopeful that they'll receive a reward of some kind for good behavior.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539f48626368727a92720100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f47cf6368727a92190100#post_539f47cf6368727a92190100\r\nAhh The G.I.F.T.\r\nThe Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539f491363687278c8ca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f48346368727aa5230100#post_539f48346368727aa5230100\r\n\r\n\r\nhumanity atleast kills wth decency sometimes, most of the time is bullet to the head bam is over, or atleast put out a fisfight before falling.\r\n\r\ni imagine if we had no rules or didint had the morals we have right now deaths will be far more grotesque\r\n\r\nif you hear what mentally damaged people can and will do, you would really feel ill.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539f4b6f6368724dfa650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just learned that my username is a tag on this site...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539f4bc663687250e5600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f4b6f6368724dfa650000#post_539f4b6f6368724dfa650000\r\nLoL","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539f4c3363687250b0b40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f4bc663687250e5600000#post_539f4bc663687250e5600000\r\nIt has exactly one image.\r\n[spoiler]!https://derpicdn.net/img/2013/7/12/371611/large.png![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539f4ca76368725119a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow; normally I hate dubstep but IOSYS actually made