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{"topics":[{"id":"5539aaa363687257684b1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I'm just gonna go on a sort of rant, I lucked the fuck out with my step-dad. He's the kindest, most patient, and most understanding man I've had in my life. Well aside from my grandpa. He's never above just hanging out with people. Me especially. He'll just chill out on the couch and watch a movie. But he'll never shy away from giving people a kick in the butt when they need it. He's a good man. And I'm proud to call him my dad.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539ab6363687266a6993700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539aaa363687257684b1000#post_5539aaa363687257684b1000\r\nThat's not a rant.\r\nThat's a praise.\r\n\r\nAlso, the cheese in my cheese sandwich had melted out and started attacking my hand with its hot cheese.\r\n\r\n*SANDWICH! WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME?!*","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5539aba36368723c19f61400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539ab6363687266a6993700#post_5539ab6363687266a6993700\r\nEat the cheese.\r\nIgnore the pain.\r\nEstablish dominance.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5539abf363687225d02a1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539aaa363687257684b1000#post_5539aaa363687257684b1000\r\nStill a better step-dad than...\r\n....\r\nI can't think of another step-dad.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5539ac5a6368723698810100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539aaa363687257684b1000#post_5539aaa363687257684b1000\r\nI wish I had a good Dad. \r\n\r\nSeriously your Step-Dad sounds awesome!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5539ad8763687240847c0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539aaa363687257684b1000#post_5539aaa363687257684b1000\r\n@SUMMARY:@\r\n@YOUR STEP-DAD IS WAY MORE COOL THAN MY FATHER@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5539aef363687266a6f03d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A spin-off Naruto manga just released its first chapter.\r\n\r\n_\"Is Sarada really Sakura's daughter?!\"_ would be the cliffhanger.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5539af106368721e6ad30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Lol\r\nThe ravens gathered around the round table. They had never tasted the innards of anything before. \r\nThey were quite jealous of their vulture brethren. For they had never had the opportunity to savour the innards of humans fallen by the wrongdoings of mother nature or fellow man alike. \r\n\r\n","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5539af3c6368724084bd0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/de18fd104305c42c28610386e07b137d/tumblr_ng36a2KsUj1rhavdko2_500.png!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/2f402516710b2213423cd0d0c46c230d/tumblr_ng36a2KsUj1rhavdko3_540.png!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/eb097b2e10e1a35b6e91b64e04d4eee9/tumblr_ng36a2KsUj1rhavdko4_500.png!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/5f5aeb73574da60b1094d6a89d224bab/tumblr_ng36a2KsUj1rhavdko5_500.png!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/a412b3c21b0804a77fb4e148b4752431/tumblr_ng36a2KsUj1rhavdko6_540.png!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/cc858918ec083fe6bb3665746ae8bea5/tumblr_ng36a2KsUj1rhavdko7_500.png!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/189d040e877f908729ee0b2b44861eb9/tumblr_ng36a2KsUj1rhavdko8_500.png!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/9eca4052029e4746a0ce003cbd8b1044/tumblr_ng36a2KsUj1rhavdko9_500.jpg!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/6ce8d7540edb059aa73ea2456443f140/tumblr_ng36a2KsUj1rhavdko10_500.png!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5539af5f63687225d0182200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539aef363687266a6f03d00#post_5539aef363687266a6f03d00\r\n\r\nIs ooruchimaru the father or the mother!?",