time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/561.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a261fe636872035f8d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a25f18636872159e2f0200#post_53a25f18636872159e2f0200\r\n\r\n!http://iamarg.com/comics/2013-02-06.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a2623e636872356c920500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a26170636872159ee20200#post_53a26170636872159ee20200\r\n\r\nWOOOOOW 89 IQ estimate REPRESENT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a2624b636872690dad0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a26170636872159ee20200#post_53a26170636872159ee20200\r\nSounds about right.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a262a1636872690dcb0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a261e16368722676ea0000#post_53a261e16368722676ea0000\r\nMy family doesn't eat like that. We almost always eat food that are already dead. Southern Chinese cuisine is like a dietary anarchy.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a262e16368726d07bb0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2624b636872690dad0300#post_53a2624b636872690dad0300\r\nWe Canadians are idiots compared to US Americans... Duh...\r\nI'm Taiwanese.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a2646663687226dba20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.edge.ca/files/2014/06/BpmtulyCUAAYp7E.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a2647a636872690d380400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why haven't scientists sequenced the ostrich or emu genomes yet? Shouldn't be too hard.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a2649d63687275a8110400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2646663687226dba20100#post_53a2646663687226dba20100\r\nWell Spiderman is a metaphor for puberty, and awkward boners are a part of that.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a265d9636872035fb90600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a2649d63687275a8110400#post_53a2649d63687275a8110400\r\nThat was in a South Korean playground....\r\n!http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/273/4/9/you_know__for_kids__by_punkidder-d6or8x4.gif!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a2663a6368727019cf0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Once we bring back mammoths, we should start making them really big and give them multiple pairs of tusks to make real-life mumakils. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a266816368721574490400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a265d9636872035fb90600#post_53a265d9636872035fb90600\r\nAll I took away from that is that South Korea has the bleakest fucking playgrounds on earth.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a2673c6368726d29850600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]!http://www.edge.ca/files/2014/06/BpmtulyCUAAYp7E.jpg![/bq]\r\nKrillin, \"God, you are one of the worst mall Santas ever. Right behind those ones that molest kids.\"\r\nSlay, \"So I'm the worst mall Santa.\"\r\nKrillin, \"Oh come on!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a26863636872690d490500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a261fe636872035f8d0500#post_53a261fe636872035f8d0500\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]!http://iamarg.com/comics/2013-02-06.jpg![/bq]\r\nThat looks worse than seppuku.","author":"4fded3ad945b700aaa01381d"},{"id":"53a26aa96368727578b10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/58340cca87f918acb406a37fa2e0c47d/tumblr_n70fu749QM1tu2psfo1_1280.png!\r\n\r\nBEST REPORT EVAR!!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53a26ef563687247a0c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","bo