time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5707.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553ee779636872492e8b0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Forgot to sign in","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"553ee7dd6368725d89380c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ee4f66368723c9c430100#post_553ee4f66368723c9c430100\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ee55763687216e9700500#post_553ee55763687216e9700500\r\n\r\n...I've missed a lot.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"553ee7ea636872277bb61300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*\"ORE WA KINGU DA!\"*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553ee8656368723c9c5d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ee7dd6368725d89380c00#post_553ee7dd6368725d89380c00\r\nYou know the phrase New York minute?\r\n\r\nWell a time wasting minute is like ten times faster","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553eeb046368725d896f1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!rs869.pbsrc.com/albums/ab259/potatosoup/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsbye63mwk.jpg~320x480!\r\nI have a tab hoarding problem ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553eeb3a6368723c9c820700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553eeb046368725d896f1000#post_553eeb046368725d896f1000\r\nI think I got an aneurysm just looking at that...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553eeb656368722d6d0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553ee7ea636872277bb61300#post_553ee7ea636872277bb61300\r\nJack Atlas!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"553eebac6368723b85530900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/5d5ec35d13b960a3ef6d661c8971fcfb/tumblr_ni2tdogYbF1rqvvlxo1_500.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553eebca6368721efe6a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553eeb3a6368723c9c820700#post_553eeb3a6368723c9c820700\r\n^it's mostly poooooooorn^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553eec146368721efeb60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]\"Polished, lone light! Become the true high ruler and illuminate the Earth! Shine your light! Synchro Summon! Grand soul, *SAVIOR DEMON DRAGON!*\"[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nThat line is so fucking cool!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553eec8c6368723f14e30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jack what are you doing?\r\nJack!\r\nJack stahp!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553eecd763687211eb740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dad is home\r\nYeah apparently if my brother had been sitting in the back seat of the car, he would have gotten glass in his face\r\nThat and lack of general work, means no work for a while more","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"553eed216368723f14b30500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This is probably one of the better YouTube poops\":http://youtu.be/WCr-l9naPmE","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553eed8c636872277b2a1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://41.media.tumblr.com/7efcd7c07bdd1bc80fb0e898b7fbfeaf/tumblr_mkuqzpXlk81qm0wz2o1_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/d2f16a0713265886ae557765c92ae17d/tumblr_mkuqzpXlk81qm0wz2o2_1280.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553eed91636872277b331c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553eecd763687211eb740000#post_553eecd763687211eb740000\r\nYikes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553eeeaa636872277bf51d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]The S.S. CarJack is no more...\r\n!http://i.giphy.com/xLisUdNosHv9K.gif!\r\nTT^TT[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553ef11c6368720c610e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Unless I draw a Pikachu on my ballsack","au