time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/574.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a3bd4d636872298a070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bc5c6368722a211e0200#post_53a3bc5c6368722a211e0200\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bbe56368722a934a0100#post_53a3bbe56368722a934a0100\r\nBut I'm completely heterosexual.[/bq]\r\nSucks to be you.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3be2d6368722b36260300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bd4d636872298a070200#post_53a3bd4d636872298a070200\r\nThere is a friend (who I barely see) who has two sisters. The only problem is that my family would go mad with rage if they ever found out, since I am under the age of consent (16).","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3be7f6368722af7870200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bd4d636872298a070200#post_53a3bd4d636872298a070200\r\n\r\n\r\nif the guys he talks about are like the guys in my school, it will probably stop you.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3bf70636872298ad50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3be2d6368722b36260300#post_53a3be2d6368722b36260300\r\nDo you any sheep around there?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a3bf946368722ab3770300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bf70636872298ad50200#post_53a3bf70636872298ad50200\r\nThe only animals I want to fuck are horses. Sapient horses.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3bffd63687229ed050400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A question for the entire thread, what would you do with \"fuck you\" money?\r\n\r\nBy this I mean the kind of money where you can afford to tell everyone with any ideas about how it should be spent or saved to fuck right off, and I'm not interested in the \"moral\" answers. We'd all probably dump a lot of that money on charity or people we care about, I want to know what you'd use that money on for you.\r\n\r\nMe? I'd go on a cross country food tour. I want to try the regional diner and street food of every single state. I want brisket in Texas, pizza in New York, french dips in Chicago and so on.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a3c00463687229416d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bf946368722ab3770300#post_53a3bf946368722ab3770300\r\nAbduct your friend's sisters and transplant their brains inside some horses.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53a3c0076368722a02900300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3be2d6368722b36260300#post_53a3be2d6368722b36260300\r\nWait; they're over 18? huh?  Who?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3c09363687229418c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3bffd63687229ed050400#post_53a3bffd63687229ed050400\r\n\r\n\r\nbuy every game off of steam.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3c10d63687229aaaf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c0076368722a02900300#post_53a3c0076368722a02900300\r\nThey're a year older than me.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a3c1596368722ae2190400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c10d63687229aaaf0300#post_53a3c10d63687229aaaf0300\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c0076368722a02900300#post_53a3c0076368722a02900300\r\nThey're a year older than me.[/bq]\r\nAhh; isn't that within the age of alloted difference of age?\r\n\r\nAlso are they female or male?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3c1ac63687229aa170400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3c1596368722ae2190