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{"topics":[{"id":"53a516bc6368723339120200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*This post has been flagged as potential evil and is pending a rider kick*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a516d7636872352cef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a515e06368723259ae0100#post_53a515e06368723259ae0100\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/185/196/SUISES.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a519b363687232c0550500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You are now breathing and blinking manually.\r\nThe Game.\r\nYour tongue can't find a comfortable place in your mouth.\r\nI have a dig bick.\r\nYou that read wrong.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a519e163687232c0970500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a519b363687232c0550500#post_53a519b363687232c0550500\r\nSooo... you really have a small dick?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a51a0963687232c0dd0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a519e163687232c0970500#post_53a519e163687232c0970500\r\nWell he IS 15","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a51a4c6368723297f00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a519b363687232c0550500#post_53a519b363687232c0550500\r\n\r\n\r\nnone of those really work on me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a51aee63687269d8430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a519e163687232c0970500#post_53a519e163687232c0970500\r\n6 inches erect ain't bad.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a51d026368726a366a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a51aee63687269d8430000#post_53a51aee63687269d8430000\r\nYou're a quarter inch longer than me","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a51d31636872684ac30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a51d026368726a366a0000#post_53a51d026368726a366a0000\r\nYou must be short.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a51d74636872683dec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So... \"what do you poupon?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeG3dwk8D6w (for best effect just listen to the audio.)","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a51e866368726acd270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"(NSFW, human nudity, toy exploitation)\":http://i.minus.com/ibaJ1GOFMx9uxM.gif\r\n\r\nClick at your own risk.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a51e8f63687267acfc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a51d026368726a366a0000#post_53a51d026368726a366a0000\r\nAhem...\r\n...\r\n...\r\nThat awkward moment when [spoiler]we both have the same size[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a51ebe6368726aa6ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a51d31636872684ac30000#post_53a51d31636872684ac30000\r\nI'm average. I make up for it with my tongue and hands.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a5206f6368726aa6820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a51ebe6368726aa6ec0000#post_53a51ebe6368726aa6ec0000\r\nYou filthy slut.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a5209d6368726a50df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a51ebe6368726aa6ec0000#post_53a51ebe6368726aa6ec0000\r\nHonestly tongue and hands are the best way to get anyone of either gender off even with a big dick because that way you aren't fighting against your own urges the same way you are when actually fucking.\r\n\r\nIn fact here is my advice for all people looking to please their par