time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/5899.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5548c32763687219e5111a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548bc9c6368726909b80a00#post_5548bc9c6368726909b80a00\r\nThat is bad news.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5548c37463687246f7693000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"PAGE FIX!\r\nBECAUSE FUCK LOGIC.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5548c38c63687246f78c3000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c37463687246f7693000#post_5548c37463687246f7693000\r\nYAY!!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5548c3f763687246f7443100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In other news, I'm finally getting my braces off next week.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5548c4186368727522691100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c32763687219e5111a00#post_5548c32763687219e5111a00\r\nNot for me","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5548c4816368727522dd1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c3f763687246f7443100#post_5548c3f763687246f7443100\r\nI was told to wear braces when I was a kid.\r\nI never did.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5548c4e8636872201fe80c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c3f763687246f7443100#post_5548c3f763687246f7443100\r\nTime to party!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5548c5a86368725857b10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c3f763687246f7443100#post_5548c3f763687246f7443100\r\nMAKE SURE TO WEAR YOUR RETAINER AS DIRECTED\r\n that shit HURTS when you neglect it. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5548c747636872201f6d0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's a poll.\r\n\r\nWhen a person is making your meal that requires hands-on, would you like him to do it with clean hands or wearing those plastic or rubber gloves?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5548c758636872201f7d0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c5a86368725857b10500#post_5548c5a86368725857b10500\r\n_You don't know how long I've been wearing those braces for._\r\nIt's just simple metal on teeth. That's it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5548c7996368724408e10a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c747636872201f6d0f00#post_5548c747636872201f6d0f00\r\n\r\nNothing at all","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5548c9a76368724408950c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c758636872201f7d0f00#post_5548c758636872201f7d0f00\r\nI had mine on for two years and got them off last year I think\r\n\r\nthey sucked butt. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5548ca126368725857650800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone else read the Archie Sonic and Megaman comics?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5548cac16368727522a41900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c747636872201f6d0f00#post_5548c747636872201f6d0f00\r\nAs long as my food is good, I don't really care.\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c9a76368724408950c00#post_5548c9a76368724408950c00\r\nEch.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5548ce2563687258579b0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on. [Person says they do.] Oh you do? It must be 15 minutes fast.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5548ce26636872201f0b1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5548c747636872201f6d0f00#post_5548c747636872201f6d0f00\r\nEither is fine.\r\n\r\nI'm not picky.