time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5/599.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a6684e6368720408530300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6680863687203f2050300#post_53a6680863687203f2050300\r\n\r\n\r\n\"thats not a shoveL, thats SQUIGGY´S FEMUR, OH GOD HIS BONES ARE FALLING OFF\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a6687263687202a4010300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66838636872052e970300#post_53a66838636872052e970300\r\n*Shovel to the back of gasmaskangel's head","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a6687e63687203c5160400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good news! Shikieiki said I'm a cool guy and I get to come back to life!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a668c063687203f25a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6687e63687203c5160400#post_53a6687e63687203c5160400\r\n\r\n\"we did it team\"\r\n\r\n\"another medical case solved in the hands of the capable experts, and with no side effects\"\r\n\r\n\"that would be 30 million dollars mr. squiggy\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a6691263687203c57d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6687263687202a4010300#post_53a6687263687202a4010300\r\nMetal plate, sorry.\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6684e6368720408530300#post_53a6684e6368720408530300\r\nThis is easily the eighteenth worst surgery I've ever been involved in.\r\n\r\nAnyways we've attached a leg to his arm stump. I hope he won't notice. What's you do with the tentacles? Of and just go ahead and shove the femur back in there. I'm sure he won't notice. And more glowing green crap! Christ what sort of amateur hour bullshit are we running here?!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a66913636872056d5b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a668c063687203f25a0300#post_53a668c063687203f25a0300\r\nPffffft That ain't happening.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a6692263687203c5870400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6687e63687203c5160400#post_53a6687e63687203c5160400\r\nShikieiki?!\r\nCan I meet her?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a6695363687202a47f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6691263687203c57d0400#post_53a6691263687203c57d0400\r\nWHAT ABOUT STICK THOUGH?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a6695b63687203c5af0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6692263687203c5870400#post_53a6692263687203c5870400\r\nSure. All you gotta do is die.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a66968636872039bc90300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66913636872056d5b0300#post_53a66913636872056d5b0300\r\nYou sure? They're Zimbabwean dollars, so that comes out to like 32 cents american.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a6697663687202ffaf0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66913636872056d5b0300#post_53a66913636872056d5b0300\r\n\r\n\r\n\"ok *hits squiggy with a frying pan, he wokes up in an alley without his femur, gooey green stuff all over him, gak in his amputee arms, tentacles in his head, and a staple gun in his liver*\r\n\r\n\"we did it, we deserve a raise\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a6698f63687203e8950300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6691263687203c57d0400#post_53a6691263687203c57d0400\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6687263687202a4010300#post_53a6687263687202a4010300\r\nMetal plate, sorry.[/bq]\r\nCHEESE IT!\r\n*flips table into perpetual loop and r