time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/635.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53aba9e9636872153a7d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!\r\nFINE!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53abaa0e63687213a7540600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53aba9e9636872153a7d0600#post_53aba9e9636872153a7d0600\r\nToday is truly a triumph for the forces of evil.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53abaa4e63687211c0000600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abaa0e63687213a7540600#post_53abaa0e63687213a7540600\r\nNO! YOU GAVE IT ALL AWAY!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53abaa6c63687211c0360600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53aba9e9636872153a7d0600#post_53aba9e9636872153a7d0600\r\n\r\n\r\ndont forget to also make a naruto mii, a KID naruto mii.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abaa70636872135c4c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There should be a game where you are God. You control the modern world, and you can create your own apocalypse. You can nuke the planet, cause a human-machine war, unleash dinosaurs, zombies, or zombie dinosaurs everywhere, and cause havoc in general.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53abaa8263687213cc3c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53aba9746368721287bd0500#post_53aba9746368721287bd0500\r\nThen don't do it.\r\nHis life already sucks anyway.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53abaaa16368726384000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53aba9e9636872153a7d0600#post_53aba9e9636872153a7d0600\r\nI'm proud of you.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53abaaa5636872632e020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abaa70636872135c4c0600#post_53abaa70636872135c4c0600\r\n\r\n\"godus\":http://store.steampowered.com/app/232810/ ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abaae96368726463120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abaa70636872135c4c0600#post_53abaa70636872135c4c0600\r\nI searched for that kind of game for too long already.\r\nJust give us a game where you play as an omnipotent god!\r\nIt's always games where you have to grow your civilization and their faith will increase, thus increasing your influence.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53abab2f63687263e7060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I was looking at improvised weapons made by German prisoners... are prisoners really stupid? Maybe they are finely adapted organisms.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53abab7563687263e7140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abab2f63687263e7060000#post_53abab2f63687263e7060000\r\n\r\n\r\nexamples?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53abac4e636872639b6a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abab7563687263e7140000#post_53abab7563687263e7140000\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/gU7cfoD.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/yH6XjE1.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/qL7bMML.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53abace163687263517e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53abaae96368726463120000#post_53abaae96368726463120000\r\nI would do an apocalypse in this order.\r\n\r\n1. Unleash dinosaurs and zombies worldwide. \r\n2. Change the climate dramatically. Make the Earth have desert temperatures during summer, and polar temperatures during winter. \r\n3. Make nuclear weapons and nuclear power plants have massive accidents, killing off many more lifeforms, and turning many of the dinosaurs and zombies into grotesque mutants.\r\n4. See what happens to the human race.\r\n\r\nI know humans