time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6/698.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b4f30563687220293a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f2e56368725dcccc0200#post_53b4f2e56368725dcccc0200\r\nPfffhahahahahahahs!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4f39063687268edd20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ANYBODY HAVE A NEW DICK FOR ME?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4f3bd63687215133a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f39063687268edd20000#post_53b4f39063687268edd20000\r\nI'd offer you mine but you're underage.\r\nSorry.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4f3bf63687238058e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f39063687268edd20000#post_53b4f39063687268edd20000\r\n!http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/DicLogo.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b4f4536368722029890300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Finds a horsecock and balls with a pair of raptor legs, then surgically attaches them*\r\nYou're a horrible father, uc9.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4f54a636872255f920400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f4536368722029890300#post_53b4f4536368722029890300\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/190/737/9d054efb7a6d5ea9482be0c86ee08ab13e77d72e.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b4f5f86368721bf5770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know guys?\r\n\r\nI forgot what I just did a few minutes ago\r\n\r\n*Is still outside the building in the Gundam Mk II*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b4f60063687216fdc90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f54a636872255f920400#post_53b4f54a636872255f920400\r\nWell, you, Squiggy, and Gasmask are my adoptive fathers.\r\n\r\nOr more accurately, kidnappers.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4f6c06368720644870600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f60063687216fdc90200#post_53b4f60063687216fdc90200\r\nI'm your mother dear. I just happen to be male.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4f73263687207992b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Streamline-Moderne\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streamline_Moderne\r\nThese designs look like something from 1930s Disney cartons.\r\n\r\n\"Why couldn't they build stuff like this anymore?\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googie_architecture","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b4f75a6368720644b80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f6c06368720644870600#post_53b4f6c06368720644870600\r\nI thought the 1960s stereotypes about gay people were wrong.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4f92d636872750b320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4e5b56368722392300100#post_53b4e5b56368722392300100\r\naccess to vaccination of furries\r\n\r\n...I don't know what that means. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b541626368722112590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Random story:\r\nI was jumping around on random garry's mod servers and out of millions of garry's mod players I find myself in a match with pewdiepie. . . . He really is that fucking annoying.  I'm not joking either; it really was him and two minutes in I muted fucking everyone, ten minutes later I left.\r\n\r\nWorst garry's mod game ever.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b5478d6368720c14f10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b541626368722112590000#post_53b541626368722112590000\r\nI can bare him more than other people but... yeah, I probably would have done the same. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b588b16368