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{"topics":[{"id":"53b6074563687212940e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b605e96368726853860100#post_53b605e96368726853860100\r\n\r\nThis is probably a dumb question... What makes you masturbate in public? Drugs?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53b607f26368727ca1a00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b605e96368726853860100#post_53b605e96368726853860100\r\n\r\n\r\ni keep trying to search if this shit about fappy is real, but i really cant.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b6081163687271d90c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey; I thought of something: you know how 24/7 news constantly panders to the lowest common denominator to make viewers feel good about themselves in comparison? Why not cut out the middle man? No no no; I don't mean TMZ. What I mean is why not make a news channel specifically featuring people getting caught in a act of hypocrisy.\r\n\r\nImagine a news channel that all they feature is news stories about like anti-glbt pastors getting caught in gay relationships, anti-masturbation groups getting caught publicly masturbating, politicians rallying against the ACA but using the ACA to get health care, politicians rallying against pork barrel spending but getting caught flying on first class private jets to the Bahamas on tax payer money and so forth?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b6087d63687271af0f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6081163687271d90c0000#post_53b6081163687271d90c0000\r\n\r\nThey kind of do that during election periods","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b608d0636872788e170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b605e96368726853860100#post_53b605e96368726853860100\r\nHis name is already Horner.\r\nWhat'd you expect?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b6090b6368724a97ef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"bad news guys, it was a hoax, the number of fappy the dolphin on his page is the number of the westboro baptist church, and he is sponsored by \"Monsanto\".\r\n\r\nyeah bleh.\r\n\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/6c2001f9e0045675fbf305fba99e80c7/tumblr_n7hxc2IbsK1sx5js4o1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b6099c6368727ca1210300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b6090b6368724a97ef0000#post_53b6090b6368724a97ef0000\r\nThe sucka stopper is 100% real however.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b60a8f6368722db0fb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i still remember about the meltdown of the guy from the kony 2012 \"invvisible children\" foundation fapping in public, and all the invisible children jokes that came with it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b60c9a6368727993930300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i hate killed a shitload of guys because they always say \"takes guts to wear that\" everytime i finish buying clothes on sleeping dogs.\r\n\r\ni only gotten a compliment once.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b618386368722db0290600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am convinced atleast 80% of hentai protagonists are in some way, completely insane. And rapists.\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53b618a263687271e6530500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princessâ™ Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b618386368722db0290600#post_53b618386368722db0290600\r\nI'm convinced you are insane.\r\nThe point of cartoons is to display something without reality getting in the way (but still being authentic to human experience)\r\n\r\nNow I set you into motion.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b618aa6368723e65da0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princessâ™ Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasti
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