time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7833.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55aeb0b06368727fbc003d38","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeb01c6368727fbc003c3e#post_55aeb01c6368727fbc003c3e\r\n\r\nA PS1 game\r\n\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55aeb0d863687276480002aa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeaf756368727648000096#post_55aeaf756368727648000096\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]Ahhh the Weird Al effect[/bq]\r\n\"Would you look at all that stuff ...\r\nThey've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters\r\nTrash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters\r\nWalkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires\r\nBB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers\r\nPicture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters\r\nPaint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters\r\nKitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables\r\nHooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles\r\nPesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication\r\nMetal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation\r\nAir compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors\r\nTire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors\r\nTrailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers\r\nTennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers\r\nSoffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers\r\nCalculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers\"\r\n\r\n. . . I can actually sing that song by the way.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55aeb11a63687279ee000275","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeb0d863687276480002aa#post_55aeb0d863687276480002aa\r\n\r\nPretty sure everyone knows _at least_ one Weird Al song. Anyone who doesn't has failed at being white and nerdy... YES, even if you're not white, you fail","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55aeb13863687239a900095a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/e884e7a29538221f003151c75851e003/tumblr_mi4jqxLyIg1rjoh3qo1_1280.jpg!!https://41.media.tumblr.com/5516bb1c8545fcf8731c892eae252e40/tumblr_mi4jqxLyIg1rjoh3qo2_1280.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55aeb16463687239a9000997","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeb11a63687279ee000275#post_55aeb11a63687279ee000275\r\nAmish Paradise and Party in the C.I.A. for me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55aeb16b6368727fbc003e64","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeb05c63687276520001e5#post_55aeb05c63687276520001e5\r\nJoseph: \"I agree!\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeb0536368727a2700016d#post_55aeb0536368727a2700016d\r\nOh yeah you didn't really like the voices didn't ya?\r\n\r\nEh you don't have to watch it if you don't to!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55aeb17863687239a90009c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeb0d863687276480002aa#post_55aeb0d863687276480002aa\r\nwell yeah, all you need to do to sing a weird al song is plug your nose","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55aeb1af63687279ee000348","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeb0b06368727fbc003d38#post_55aeb0b06368727fbc003d38\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeb0d863687276480002aa#post_55aeb0d863687276480002aa\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeb16463687239a9000997#post_55aeb16463687239a9000997\r\nAmish Paradise is my fave.\r\n\r\nThat and at the Drive Through. \r\n\r\nHonestly I love all of Weird Al's stuff. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55aeb2266368727a270003b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55aeb05c636872