time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/3483.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54c0044f6368722a27910200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0041f6368722816e50000#post_54c0041f6368722816e50000\r\nI don't know!? Call the army we need he-\r\n\r\nAnnouncer Voice: *8 MAN SMASH* \r\n\r\nOOOOH NOO!!!!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c004686368722882820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c003ba6368722882060100#post_54c003ba6368722882060100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0041f6368722816e50000#post_54c0041f6368722816e50000\r\nI fucked up","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54c0047963687228ca5d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Continuing to talk about that:\r\nI know it's a bit controversial *puts on shitstorm hat* [spoiler] but how conservatives in the USA were going \"if gay marriage is legalized then incest will be too\" they were actually partially right but for a completely different reason that politicians claim; rather next to nobody in the usa gives a fuck about it.\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is that everytime something controverial politically is finally settled then politicians try to find the next politically controversial thing to create a shitstorm about to try to get elected.\r\n\r\nBasically create a shitstorm + create a moral panic + drag out the shitstorm for as long as humanly possible + take a position on the moral panic that you created = getting elected.\r\n\r\nThe thing that is different from past shitstorms is that in this case the general populace overwhelmingly does not give a fuck in this case.  Basically what I mean is that say in a year or two politicans are going to try to create another moral panic and the general populace is simply going to error 404: fucks not found.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; image of politicians fighting with audience on catwalk standing there watching:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/660/829/e47.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\nThe only thing that is really socially still politically polarized in the usa is abortion, but that shitstorm has been going on for decades and in order for our current political cycle of politicians creating moral panics for the sake of getting elected to continue to work they need to find new moral panics to which there is nothing currently that the general populace gives a fuck about.\r\n[/spoiler]\r\nTl:dr of everything; general populace, \"#nofucks\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c004f66368725ac7050600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Announcer voice: *C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKEEEEEER!*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54c005146368722d134e0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c004686368722882820100#post_54c004686368722882820100\r\nHe went go away! Help!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c005256368722c76380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c004f66368725ac7050600#post_54c004f66368725ac7050600\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]Announcer voice: *C-C-c-c-cOMBO BREAKEEEEEER!*[/bq]\r\nOH NO!!!!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c0052c6368724a34f60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0044f6368722a27910200#post_54c0044f6368722a27910200\r\nAnnouncer Voice: *And the winner is....DUCK HUNT*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c004686368722882820100#post_54c004686368722882820100\r\nYou fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c005466368722816130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God we are just a bunch of idiots.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c0054763687221fa780300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c0052c6368724a34f60500#post_54c0052c6368724a34f60500\r\nFucking DUCK HUNT!","author":"50c204917f