time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4283.json

{"topics":[{"id":"54eed0bd6368724d7a3a1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eed03f636872726ec70900#post_54eed03f636872726ec70900\r\nNot moose is a failure of the game designer. \r\n\r\nAlso holy shit migraine happening right now\r\nStop body\r\nThis is unacceptable","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eed17563687259afd31000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eece1f6368726136300900#post_54eece1f6368726136300900\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eecb00636872726e5c0700#post_54eecb00636872726e5c0700\r\n> you stick your face under the dresser and attempt to negotiate with the spiders \r\n\r\n> one of them climbs up your nose\r\n\r\n> and then another and another\r\n\r\n> you can no longer breathe\r\n\r\n> you pass out\r\n\r\n* congratulations!(?) you have achieved ending number 79:you have died by spideruffocation *[/bq]\r\nOH NO!\r\n\r\n*[L4D The Monsters Within plays]*","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54eed2086368726ddd490d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eed0bd6368724d7a3a1e00#post_54eed0bd6368724d7a3a1e00\r\n*Sooths your body with his Black guy powers*\r\n\r\n*AKA throws a giant water melon at you* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eed30f6368726b307d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hello human shaped ponies","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54eed3396368721853120e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eed2086368726ddd490d00#post_54eed2086368726ddd490d00\r\nTasty.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54eed33e636872489de70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Turn down fer hwut\":http://youtu.be/kTnUpYVPAVY\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eed2086368726ddd490d00#post_54eed2086368726ddd490d00\r\nFUCK YO WADDAMELONS\r\nMY BRAIN IS REVOLTING AGAINST ME ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eed40e636872591f301800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eed33e636872489de70500#post_54eed33e636872489de70500\r\nOH NO! \r\n\r\nTHIS COULD ONLY BE THE CAUSE OF DIOS BRAIN BUDS!\r\n\r\n*Uses His Stand \"Anaconda Don't\"* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eed52d636872069abd0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eed40e636872591f301800#post_54eed40e636872591f301800\r\nGet your big butt loving energy manifestation offa me","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54eed5606368723efa865700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay I have no idea what's going on soo...\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/ofuvA78.gif!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54eed61363687261369e0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eed52d636872069abd0c00#post_54eed52d636872069abd0c00\r\nBut, Butt Buds are in your Brainu \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eed5606368723efa865700#post_54eed5606368723efa865700\r\nWe defeating Dio! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54eed8bc6368727dda080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Man, how is it easier to remember the details of a manga I just read recently than to remember one page from a history textbook?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54eed96e636872726ed70c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm so hungry I can eat Mystia.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54eedb736368724e83620400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54eed96e636872726ed70c00#post_54eed96e636872726ed70c00\r\n\"Not again!\" -Mystia\r\n\r\n(Mystia is a bird youkai from Touhou for those of you wondering what we're talking about)","aut