time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5671.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553cfcf76368720280fd1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alternate universe Squiggy.\r\n[spoiler]\"Attracted to men? No way! All gay and bisexuals are just degenerates anyway. I would never watch porn! Anime is for heathens and sinners! Video Games are evil!\"[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nTerrifying...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553cfd2d636872620e290d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"AU squiggy and his bae:\r\n[spoiler]!stockfresh.com/files/l/lunamarina/m/44/316706_stock-photo-couple-hug-on-the-blue-beach.jpg![/spoiler]\r\nAww they look so... \r\n\r\nListless ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553cfd4f63687263cb600200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Me in an alternate universe: you guys are not faggots and look at all the fucks I DO give!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553cfd5463687261ff710e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfd2d636872620e290d00#post_553cfd2d636872620e290d00\r\nAnd boring...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553cfd9863687261ffaa0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfd4f63687263cb600200#post_553cfd4f63687263cb600200\r\nWHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE REALITY","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553cfe176368725a7f630300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Trash in and Alternate Universe. \r\n\r\n\"Eww cute things\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553cfe436368720280431600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I swear to god the I know for a fact the Alternate universe version of me is a giant piece of shit. \r\n\r\nI just know it. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553cfef36368722934560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfe436368720280431600#post_553cfe436368720280431600\r\nI wanna find the alternate universe where I rule the world with an iron fist and then I will kill AU me and take his place. And then I will have aaaaaaaaall the butts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553cff426368725a7f6b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfef36368722934560100#post_553cfef36368722934560100\r\nAnd than you also find out in this universe I am the peoples hero! And I must stop your evil from reigning! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553cffa36368722934f50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright, just thought of HJSDGCE in a depressing and dark future.\r\n!http://www.artcopyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/patdollard.com-muslim-protests.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOh my god, I just scared myself.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"553cffb96368720280e71700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"15 points for this abomination !http://orig03.deviantart.net/0e2d/f/2015/116/c/5/untitled_drawing_by_scourgexwarriorcats-d8r4hk4.png!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553cffe763687261ff0b1100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfe176368725a7f630300#post_553cfe176368725a7f630300\r\nFor some reason I feel like AU trash boat would be a massive edgelord\r\n\r\nWait\r\n\r\n_i think donte is AU trashboat_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d0033636872502ef20900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfef36368722934560100#post_553cfef36368722934560100\r\nI'd probably buttslave no. 3","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d00886368722934720200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cffb96368720280e71700#post_553cffb96368720280e71700\r\nDone one desired compensation for this??","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d008d636872620e861000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting