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{"topics":[{"id":"5593aff8636872209d00151d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently I was wrong about cheetahs; they use their tails to turn.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5593b0fb6368721a75001ccd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593aff8636872209d00151d#post_5593aff8636872209d00151d\r\nThe problems with cheetahs is their stamina. While the gazelle might not have that rocket-fast speed they can however outlast the cheetah if they keep the chase long enough.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5593b17663687247c90028ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I need to learn how to properly handle fuck ups\r\nI can only imagine how distraught I'd be if I actually fucked up something important. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5593b2696368721a75001e69","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593b17663687247c90028ae#post_5593b17663687247c90028ae\r\nThings tend to have a margin of error. I tend to fill my thoughts on how to fix it so there's no room for crying over spilled milk. \r\n\r\nBasically,\r\n\"Oops, no time to feel sorry. Got to think of a way to fix this.\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5593b31b63687259f1000106","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593b2696368721a75001e69#post_5593b2696368721a75001e69\r\nsee, my head goes to the territory of \"YOU FUCKED UP! JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER TIMES YOU FUCKED UP ! NO ONE CAN TRUST YOU WITH ANYTHIIIIIIING\" \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nthat's probably unhealthy. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5593b3f7636872609e0004af","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593b31b63687259f1000106#post_5593b31b63687259f1000106\r\nI don't ever get thought like that. \r\n\r\n\"You mess things up. What are you standing there feeling sorry for yourself for? Go and fix it!\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5593b626636872706b000155","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593b31b63687259f1000106#post_5593b31b63687259f1000106\r\nGet therapy\r\n\r\nor drink until the thoughts go away","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5593b6e56368724631000b1b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"alcohol is therapy","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5593be80636872463100145c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593b626636872706b000155#post_5593b626636872706b000155\r\nProbably should. Therapy I mean. Not really an option at the moment though ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5593bec7636872209d002971","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"God fucking damnit, I'm going to punch a baby if they make twi an alicorn\r\n\r\n~Saturday Jan 12 2013, 12:30 PM","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5593becd63687246310014b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So mississippi caved on gay marriage; the only two states left where it's legally complicated are kansas and louisiana.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5593c57463687259f1000ba4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/ge/medium/qahrhrqi.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5593d0eb636872609e0024bc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"was that how you got your cutie mark","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5593dc48636872609e0038be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/f95af6f53bfcb42e955641986407dd87/tumblr_ngpefePoJL1spm17no1_540.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5593dd206368722b4900074b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593dc48636872609e0038be#post_5593dc48636872609e0038be\r\nfail","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5593dee76368720ab2000560","top