time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7821.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55add2606368722f6f0044f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add2286368722fd10037dc#post_55add2286368722fd10037dc\r\nHis new pet, I guess?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add268636872280f001ce2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add2286368722fd10037dc#post_55add2286368722fd10037dc\r\nAnd Jon really like boids.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55add2826368722f6f00453c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add25d636872280f001cd1#post_55add25d636872280f001cd1\r\nUmmm\r\nUmmmmmmm","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55add2876368722f6f004549","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add25d636872280f001cd1#post_55add25d636872280f001cd1\r\nOh my God!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add3af63687205d30002b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I fucking hate parrots. They terrify me.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55add3dc6368723952000e9f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add3af63687205d30002b6#post_55add3af63687205d30002b6\r\nWhat? But parrots are cute.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add4156368723284002959","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add3dc6368723952000e9f#post_55add3dc6368723952000e9f\r\n\r\nThey have huge beaks that probably hurt a ton if they nip you. Plus, the can turn on you halfway through their life and just decide to destroy all of your shit. No thanks.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55add42f636872280f001fae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Huh. Y'know, the fight scenes in Man of Steel are very much like DBZ. In fact, wait a second, refugee from a destroyed planet has to fight his own kind......OH MY GOD! IT'S THE SAIYAN SAGA!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add4406368722f6f0048a1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add2286368722fd10037dc#post_55add2286368722fd10037dc\r\n>pigeon\r\n\r\nhave you even seen jontron","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55add44b63687205d3000358","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add4156368723284002959#post_55add4156368723284002959\r\nI just don't like birds in general.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55add45963687232840029e5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh nevermind","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55add4646368722f6f0048ed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add42f636872280f001fae#post_55add42f636872280f001fae\r\nI think we've gone over this several times","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55add47b6368725ea600152b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add44b63687205d3000358#post_55add44b63687205d3000358\r\n\r\nSmall ones are okay. Large ones...","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55add4846368722638001146","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add44b63687205d3000358#post_55add44b63687205d3000358\r\nYou might not want to come to my house\r\nWe have two","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55add4c46368723284002a82","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55add4846368722638001146#post_55add4846368722638001146\r\nTHEN KILL THEM WITH ONE STONE.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55add4d96368723284002a9d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and yeah birds fucking suck\r\n\r\nmight as well have air horns set to randomly go off","author"