time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1020.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d99eee6368720f64090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d99b3b63687246efeb0000#post_53d99b3b63687246efeb0000\r\n\r\n\"And the females was better too back in mah day!\"\r\n\r\nGrandma lizard then firmly smacks grampa lizard upside the head.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d99f146368720f15140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d99ea86368725257d80100#post_53d99ea86368725257d80100\r\nThe reason why it's so fucking stupid is that this is quickly becoming a constitutional crisis in that if it's not fixed businesses and colleges will be considered as religious institutions.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d99f4b6368724d28840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d99ea46368720670050100#post_53d99ea46368720670050100\r\nPretty much any ears would be better than human. Human ears are kinda sucky overall. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53d99f646368720f80260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"confirmed nothing else is happening\r\n\r\nanyone want free albums?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d99fc2636872686a870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d99f4b6368724d28840100#post_53d99f4b6368724d28840100\r\nWe have the ability for animatronic ears, but they're not like cyborg ears yet so they look silly and they're not waterproof.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d9a0036368720f803e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d99fc2636872686a870000#post_53d99fc2636872686a870000\r\n\r\nDo they actually work as ears?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d9a0076368724d28a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Monkey boys are awesome....\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131112123451/p__/protagonist/images/5/52/Sun_Wukong.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d9a04363687260b0ea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d9a0036368720f803e0000#post_53d9a0036368720f803e0000\r\nYeah, but they're not that good.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d9a0676368727d669b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d9a04363687260b0ea0100#post_53d9a04363687260b0ea0100\r\nAre you talking about the Necomimi things?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d9a0ac6368720f80530000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d99fc2636872686a870000#post_53d99fc2636872686a870000\r\nuh... Yeah... Silly... * cough * \r\n\r\nbut for real though, I need cyborg technology like right now. If I die a meatbag I'm going to be so unsatisfied. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53d9a0b36368720fa0640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d9a0676368727d669b0100#post_53d9a0676368727d669b0100\r\n\r\nI guess animatronic ears could technically count.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d9a0d66368721082a40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Someone needs to Rider up this bitch!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d9a0e0636872323d3f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d9a0b36368720fa0640000#post_53d9a0b36368720fa0640000\r\nI've been wanting to buy a pair of those.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d9a0f46368720f80610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d9a0676368727d669b0100#post_53d9a0676368727d669b0100\r\nYeah; they sort of work, but they need some work.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d9a12063687232a65f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_