time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1034.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53db8a9f6368725c11760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8a3a636872715aab0200#post_53db8a3a636872715aab0200\r\nI for one approve of this rule.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53db8b5463687266a3d00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8a3a636872715aab0200#post_53db8a3a636872715aab0200\r\n*Rules of Nature!*\r\nAnd they run when the sun comes up.\r\nWith their lives on the line","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53db8bd36368726f2c890200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db886163687246b2930200#post_53db886163687246b2930200\r\nMore like cyborg dick; they harden in response to electrical stimuli. . Yes cyborg dicks are really being worked on.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53db8bd66368724764450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Avatar Change, GO!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53db8d1d636872228fc60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8bd36368726f2c890200#post_53db8bd36368726f2c890200\r\nYou know as silly as that sounds I'm really glad to hear it. Anything, however small that helps restore quality of life for the disabled is good news as far as I'm concerned, and who knows what this research might lead to?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53db8d946368726014f10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8d1d636872228fc60000#post_53db8d1d636872228fc60000\r\nMy painis is a laser chainsword mini-gun. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53db8e366368723d1a150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8d946368726014f10200#post_53db8d946368726014f10200\r\nAnd how do your sexual partners like that?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53db901a6368722b00b80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8d1d636872228fc60000#post_53db8d1d636872228fc60000\r\nIt's important cause it means we're making strides towards actual scifi like cybernetics.\r\n\r\nThe reason why it's been so slow in a nutshell was for ages the electrical impulses ran the risk of damaging muscle tissue.  This is good news cause we're not close to being able to hook up body tissue to electrical circuitry without causing severe damage.\r\n\r\nTo use a analogy the reason why we haven't had cyborg parts that connect to your tissue to move or give touch is that think of like your nervous system as a computer plug; if you have a computer from Europe plugging it into a american socket would fry it.  We now have a electrical converter so one of the biggest hurtles from us having actual cyborgs has been cleared.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53db905363687214fd680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db8e366368723d1a150100#post_53db8e366368723d1a150100\r\nYou asked what it might lead to and I gave an answer. I'm not into stuff like that.\r\n\r\nI'm a sub really. And the fact that I'm just 17 and is planning to finish college before anything 'happens'. Besides, who'd wanna do a cyclops anyway. Only ever had one girlfriend whom I still think about from time to time.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53db90a06368722b00e00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db901a6368722b00b80200#post_53db901a6368722b00b80200\r\nSo which route are we going with the cybernetics then? The \"I never asked for this\" route or the \"Nanomachines, Son\" route?\r\n\r\nBut in all seriousness, the sooner we learn to cybernetically enhance our bodies, the better.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53db91bf6368721098ee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@