time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1047.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53dc9c026368725485810100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wish I was an evil leader. I'd be good at it","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53dc9dea6368720f34810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My piercing started to bleed again. I think it got snagged on my pajama pants or something.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dc9ece63687266a1930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc9dea6368720f34810000#post_53dc9dea6368720f34810000\r\nOooohhhhhffff.... that sucks, dude... X_X","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53dc9f2d63687273d42b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc99966368723be4bb0100#post_53dc99966368723be4bb0100\r\nMaybe not annex but they'll surely try to help. US troops are already on Philippine soil, all with good intentions but some still don't trust armed foreigners. The Chinese are numerous but the Pearl of the Orient may just beat back the Red Scare with the help of the Red, White and Blue. Maybe. Just hope it doesn't come to that.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dc9f4463687236220d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"this track is pretty tech n9ne inspired, they rap as fast as him\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODMTftFco2Y","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dc9fc063687209b1080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dc9dea6368720f34810000#post_53dc9dea6368720f34810000\r\nI got a full body shudder from that one.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53dca03d6368720f340a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay the bleeding has stopped. I wrapped it anyway just to be safe. This is probably gonna add a day or two to my healing time...\r\nAnd now I need a shower to clean off the blood.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dca0c263687258e53c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you still havent responded, is the piercing in the head? and the foreskin goes over it?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dca1ae6368720141070000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dca0c263687258e53c0100#post_53dca0c263687258e53c0100\r\nIt's a ring that goes through my urethra and exits through a hole at the base of the head. On the very left of the frenulum.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dca1ee6368725906cb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dca1ae6368720141070000#post_53dca1ae6368720141070000\r\n\r\nOUCH.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dca24a636872141eeb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dca1ae6368720141070000#post_53dca1ae6368720141070000\r\nTHERE IT IS AGAIN","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53dca2a563687230e6460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dca1ee6368725906cb0100#post_53dca1ee6368725906cb0100\r\nGetting the piercing itself was the worst part but it hurt for a grand total of three seconds. Now it's just a low ache and a lot of blood.\r\nI am currently naked in my apartment with gauze around my dick. THANKS BOXERS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dca2c563687256e0320200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I could show a diagram if anyone is interested.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dca33863687222cd160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"thanks to my careless expenses and my stupid idea to print more money right now buildings cost more :/","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dcad626368723368690100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"4:20 BLAZE IT FAGGETS.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dcb6fa6368726b