time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1057.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53dde2756368720b1ffb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde0c263687263de1b0000#post_53dde0c263687263de1b0000\r\n[bq=\"Someoneoro\"][spoiler]!http://oro.sdf.org/untitled.JPG![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nI am a brilliant artist.[/bq]\r\nFixed!","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dde27763687269b7390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde12b6368726451170000#post_53dde12b6368726451170000\r\nTechnically those creatures did have analogues in prehistoric times, yea... But...","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53dde2ef6368727893e50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde2756368720b1ffb0100#post_53dde2756368720b1ffb0100\r\nI have a piercing in my dick you nimrod! It's a ring that goes into my urethra and out of a hole at the base of the head.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dde3166368725aab430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde1f163687263de370000#post_53dde1f163687263de370000\r\nIt's even worse than Kent Hovind's theory that a Jackson's chameleon would become a _Triceratops_ if it lived long enough.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dde3186368722ee10a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde2ef6368727893e50100#post_53dde2ef6368727893e50100\r\nOkay, okay! Jesus!","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dde3386368722bd4190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde2ef6368727893e50100#post_53dde2ef6368727893e50100\r\nCan you still ejaculate with that thing?\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53dde3606368722b9d2d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde3386368722bd4190000#post_53dde3386368722bd4190000\r\nDon't know yet. Have to wait a whole month for sex.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dde37c6368727c49300000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh and Rand Paul lost his chance for presidency by flip flopping on his more controversial stances.\r\n\r\nWhy this was bad: he wont get people who disagreed with him before on hos side, and voters can tolerate disagreement on policy of it is principled. Being a flip flopper means they can't trust you \r\n\r\nLife lesson in there","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53dde38c63687259eb5f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde3606368722b9d2d0000#post_53dde3606368722b9d2d0000\r\ncan't you just jack off or something","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53dde3bf63687259d2550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde38c63687259eb5f0000#post_53dde38c63687259eb5f0000\r\nNope. I have to wait TWO WEEKS before I can do that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dde3c96368721303d00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde38c63687259eb5f0000#post_53dde38c63687259eb5f0000\r\n\r\nhe cant neither.\r\n\r\nhe is on NO FAP AUGUST.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53dde3ee63687276362c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde2756368720b1ffb0100#post_53dde2756368720b1ffb0100\r\n[bq=\"Someoneoro\"]\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dde0c263687263de1b0000#post_53dde0c263687263de1b0000\r\n[bq=\"Someoneoro\"][spoiler]!http://oro.sdf.org/untitled.JPG![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nI am a brilliant artist.[/bq]\r\nFixed![/bq]\r\nIS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!","author":null},{"id":"53dde4036368726414560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"how it feels to chew 5 gum\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8kr2jV2sT1qzzsceo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5