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{"topics":[{"id":"53def45f63687219b16f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And let's not forget Kiki's Delivery Service!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53def4b16368720a38cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why can't Monsanto make a bacon tree?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53def4e66368726adeb90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53def4b16368720a38cd0000#post_53def4b16368720a38cd0000\r\nBecause pigs don't grow on trees...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53def52a63687219de8a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53def4e66368726adeb90100#post_53def4e66368726adeb90100\r\nI wasn't serious.\r\n\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53def5946368723ccd690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53def52a63687219de8a0000#post_53def52a63687219de8a0000\r\nIt's hard to tell with you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53def59c6368726ecf550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53def52a63687219de8a0000#post_53def52a63687219de8a0000\r\n\r\nEverything is serious here.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53def5b463687259e84e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Transformer Owl\":http://www.lazerhorse.org/2013/09/21/video-real-life-transformer-owl/","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53def5bc6368726725db0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Benedict cumberbatch name generator\":http://benedictcumberbatchgenerator.tumblr.com/","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53def6476368723f4d910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53def5946368723ccd690000#post_53def5946368723ccd690000\r\nAre you implying I'm stupid?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53def6b1636872561fab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53def6476368723f4d910000#post_53def6476368723f4d910000\r\nNo. I'm just saying that given your track record, it's hard to tell when you're serious or not.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53def6ef63687273d2940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I got Butterfree Cottagecheese","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53def7076368725d22710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My wife and I planned to commit suicide together.\r\n\r\nBut once she killed herself, things suddenly looked a lot more positive.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53def82063687251e83a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The _real life_ 'Pirate Chick'\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Shih","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53def8c3636872278c7a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Our priest was recently fired for lying about his budget.\r\n\r\nIt was a false profit.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53defab463687227bcb70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53def6ef63687273d2940000#post_53def6ef63687273d2940000\r\nCandycrush Templerun is what I got.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53defaeb63687268b6790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Buttercup Cockletit","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53defb02636872269f3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"That was a close one\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtkapY3ZfD4","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53defb266368723d00c80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53def5bc6368726725db0100#post_53def5bc6368726725db0100\r\n\r\nBudapest Snugglesnatch\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53defde363687261495e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/origi