time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1283.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53f7cca0636872444a990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cc186368720d400d0000#post_53f7cc186368720d400d0000\r\nWhen you least expect it!\r\n\r\nJust make sure not to run out of power.....\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Are you read for Freddy?[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7cca363687227e9a30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cbd16368722678b40100#post_53f7cbd16368722678b40100\r\nAwww, There you are SquiggyBomb~\r\n\r\nI have a surprise for all of you.\r\n\r\n*Puts on a pair of Sunglasses and Pulls the trigger on the device, A bright flash of light temporarily blinding everyone*\r\n\r\nAnd Now I wait...\r\n\r\n[spoiler]The Device turns everyone not wearing sunglasses into Either Eevee, Or the eeveelution that most fits the victim. (No anthro)[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f7ccd86368725a7a580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cc816368721a3a000000#post_53f7cc816368721a3a000000\r\nTell me about it! \r\n\r\nYou gotta limp everywhere and your ass just feels cold and crap.\r\n\r\nUHHHH!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7cd3363687240b6360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cc816368721a3a000000#post_53f7cc816368721a3a000000\r\nIt's not usually just my butt. It's also my balls. It's not a nice feeling. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cca363687227e9a30000#post_53f7cca363687227e9a30000\r\nI wanna be a flareon because I'm adorable and useless. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53f7cd346368722678d40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*turns into eevee* eevee??","author":"53e1859d6368723b93700000"},{"id":"53f7cd45636872063d7b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7ccd86368725a7a580100#post_53f7ccd86368725a7a580100\r\nAnd then you get people asking \"Why are you walking funny.\"\r\nIt takes every ounce of restraint in my being not to say \"Because I had kinky sex with your dad last night.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f7cd8f6368724872a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cd3363687240b6360100#post_53f7cd3363687240b6360100\r\nI'm not the one to make that choice.\r\n\r\n*Too Offensive becomes a Flareon*\r\n\r\n...Well whaddayaknow?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f7cdba6368726f32690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cd8f6368724872a60000#post_53f7cd8f6368724872a60000\r\nOh oh! What am I?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f7cdcb6368725b796c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cca363687227e9a30000#post_53f7cca363687227e9a30000\r\nBUT NOW I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH MY EEVEE POWERS!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cd45636872063d7b0100#post_53f7cd45636872063d7b0100\r\nI gotta remember to use that one!\r\n\r\nGod, just thinking about it makes me wanna limp. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7ce1a6368727fddd40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I bet I'm an Umbreon.\r\n\r\nYou know.....\r\n\r\n~[spoiler]cuz I'm Black[/spoiler]~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53f7ce3563687278067c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cdba6368726f32690000#post_53f7cdba6368726f32690000\r\nIt should take hold any second now. (And besides, I didn't set it to anything specific, It bases the transformation entirely on the individual.)\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f7cdcb6368725b796c0000#post_53f7cdcb6368725b796c0000\r\n*Eevee'd*\r\n\r\n...Good Luck with t