time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/2/2762.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5494ed19636872103cf10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SHOWER PRANK\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/3tfvG.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5494ed696368723d56fc0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494eb80636872629b530100#post_5494eb80636872629b530100\r\nIs a date in the anime?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5494ed9463687277662a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494ed19636872103cf10300#post_5494ed19636872103cf10300\r\nMy mom used to barge in the bathroom and dump ice water on while I was in the shower.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5494ee476368721494680400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494ed9463687277662a0500#post_5494ed9463687277662a0500\r\nSome mothers are terrible, but most dad are just plain evil:\r\n!http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-dad-son-Kinder-egg-prank.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5494ee606368725055260000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494ed696368723d56fc0600#post_5494ed696368723d56fc0600\r\nHe's watching Amaburi.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Shame that my favorite characters don't appear until Ep 2.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5494eeae63687207ddcd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494ee476368721494680400#post_5494ee476368721494680400\r\nMy mom actually TAZED me once...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5494eede6368722aa3440200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"FOUND MY WALLET\r\n\r\nof course i can't see the dark, leather wallet on the dark, leather couch in a dark room","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5494eee963687256d0220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494eeae63687207ddcd0200#post_5494eeae63687207ddcd0200\r\nJESUS","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5494ef3263687253123d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/kick.gif!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5494ef6c6368723784280600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494ef3263687253123d0000#post_5494ef3263687253123d0000\r\n\r\nBadass.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494eeae63687207ddcd0200#post_5494eeae63687207ddcd0200\r\n\r\nStory, please.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5494efe76368724355560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494eede6368722aa3440200#post_5494eede6368722aa3440200\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]FOUND MY WALLET\r\n\r\nof course i can't see the dark, leather wallet on the dark, leather couch in a dark room[/bq]\r\nTurn on a light.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5494f0306368723046ce0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494eee963687256d0220100#post_5494eee963687256d0220100\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494ef6c6368723784280600#post_5494ef6c6368723784280600\r\nMy mom bought a cheap tazer at a flea market. And because the Fates were feeling particularly sadistic on that day my mom decided that she would test it on ME. It didn't do any real damage but it did hurt like a bitch.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5494f129636872674b7b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Meh\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/YRFyVhy.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5494f2c36368726fac840500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5494f0306368723046ce0200#post_5494f0306368723046ce0200\r\nYour mom's the bitch there.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5494f2ce6368725f88770400","topic_