time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7/7679.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a89bae63687248cc000591","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a89b7663687248cc000547#post_55a89b7663687248cc000547\r\nDaw~\r\n\r\nStill, spank it hard though","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a89bc2636872785c000082","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a89b8763687209a6001e6f#post_55a89b8763687209a6001e6f\r\nI know. And it still pisses me off.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a89bc8636872785c000089","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/c0ea0caf10deb058dcc9abe153fc1bd1/tumblr_nrmb11s8r71s48ed7o3_250.gif!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/8de68ecf592014ce003428c2d0f496cb/tumblr_nrmb11s8r71s48ed7o7_250.gif!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/d82aab05f366671493d11381563cbd05/tumblr_nrmb11s8r71s48ed7o4_250.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55a89bd263687208c1002660","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a89b8763687209a6001e6f#post_55a89b8763687209a6001e6f\r\nSomeone needs to file more lawsuits against them. When is the Hulk Hogan trial going to take place? Gawker needs to BURN!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55a89be963687258b0000473","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a89bae63687248cc000591#post_55a89bae63687248cc000591\r\nOnly if I can gently massage it after.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a89c1663687263b6003042","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a89be963687258b0000473#post_55a89be963687258b0000473\r\nYou can do whatever you want with it\r\n\r\n\r\nOkay, that's enough flirting, I need to sleep\r\nLove you","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a89c4e63687208c1002734","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a89c1663687263b6003042#post_55a89c1663687263b6003042\r\nI'm headed of to bed too.\r\n\r\nG'night.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a89ce963687209a6002039","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay...\r\n\r\nCreepy shit has been happening with my electronics in my house.\r\nThere was a flicker in the light earlier today according to my mom, for what looked like a power surge of some kind. For some reason, her radio which was on a Mandarin speaking frequency, changed itself to another station. And their computer, for the second time, turned itself off without warning. No error, no nothing, and my brother who is a hardware literate person said there was no problem. \r\nMy computer  I believe, has also been acting up.\r\nStrange...\r\n\r\nJust a couple days before, my phone wouldn't boot up, and instead made a screech sound before I manage to shut it down and reboot it normally.\r\n\r\nIs my house haunted?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55a89d4d63687258b0000598","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a89ce963687209a6002039#post_55a89ce963687209a6002039\r\nGo to your nearest exorcist to be sure.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55a89d9d63687209a600212a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a89d4d63687258b0000598#post_55a89d4d63687258b0000598\r\nI need to call my grandma and my local Christian group.\r\nI do have crosses all over my house though.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55a89dc863687248cc0007b4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a89ce963687209a6002039#post_55a89ce963687209a6002039\r\nSome people just naturally fuck up electronics\r\nMy friend has a grandma who can't even wear a watch for long periods of time without it screwing up\r\nI'm sure there's an explanation\r\nI'm not sure if there's an explanation that doesn't involve crazy pseudoscience Though","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id