time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1011.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d8479463687256b6270000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d847276368725e690a0000#post_53d847276368725e690a0000\r\nIt's for these two kids I babysit. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d8479963687279a4650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d845ec63687264b21b0100#post_53d845ec63687264b21b0100\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]Do ya'll want to see something completely sad?\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/ee0bbb69e0ed699bb3d9bbfe83b43808/tumblr_n9hgustJpO1qdzu24o1_500.png!\r\n\r\nHow, how did they not notice this? [/bq]\r\nSo many offensive jokes here so little time;\r\n\"This movie is going to bomb quality wise.\"\r\n\"Jihad me at the movie poster\" -'movie critic'\r\n\"This movie is going Islam the box office.\"\r\n\"Is that that a bird?  Is that a plane?  Is that the teenage mutant ninja turtles?  Whatever it is it's heading for the world trade center\"\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/xAH75.gif!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/fOYS0.png!\r\n\r\n*user was banned for this post*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d847c563687202b50a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You need to dump him Squiggy, it's your only hope.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d847cb6368722abacd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8479963687279a4650100#post_53d8479963687279a4650100\r\n\r\n\r\nstop making 9/11 jokes, they are plane wrong man.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d8480263687264b2ac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8479963687279a4650100#post_53d8479963687279a4650100\r\n!http://doulifee.com/Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-shakes-head.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d8481d63687235a3bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d847c563687202b50a0000#post_53d847c563687202b50a0000\r\nI just told you. It's for two kids. Brothers. I told them if they got got good grades I'd take them to the movies.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d8483b63687238ae9c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"9/11 people won't get this.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d8484463687264b2c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8481d63687235a3bd0000#post_53d8481d63687235a3bd0000\r\nHow good was their grades? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d8487c63687264b2cb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8481d63687235a3bd0000#post_53d8481d63687235a3bd0000\r\nYou better hope they get bad grades.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d8487e63687238aeb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8481d63687235a3bd0000#post_53d8481d63687235a3bd0000\r\nThat rules out my suggestion of getting really, really high before seeing it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d848a463687264b2d50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8483b63687238ae9c0000#post_53d8483b63687238ae9c0000\r\n\r\nI'm not convinced that faith can move mountains, but I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d848aa63687264b2dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d8484463687264b2c90100#post_53d8484463687264b2c90100\r\nThey were perfect...\r\nI was not expecting two 10 year old boys to get all A's. But they did. So I told them I'd take them to the movies over the summer. They went with me to see Godzilla.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d848af6368724038a30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/