time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1062.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53ded7a36368725eba6a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ded6c563687211c8060000#post_53ded6c563687211c8060000\r\nThat part was so sad. :(","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53ded7f663687224caa00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I found a picture of Squiggy's dad.\r\n!http://static01.nyt.com/images/2009/01/27/timestopics/haggard_190.jpg!\r\n_Squiggy's dad is completely heterosexual..._","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ded7fe6368722967800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ded7a36368725eba6a0100#post_53ded7a36368725eba6a0100\r\nAnd people say Vin Diesel can't act.\r\nGroot was so freaking adorable.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ded83e6368722967830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ded7f663687224caa00000#post_53ded7f663687224caa00000\r\nNeeds more tattoos.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ded8816368720ef1950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ded83e6368722967830100#post_53ded83e6368722967830100\r\nTed Haggard has tattoos now?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ded8cb6368723ed1e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ded8816368720ef1950100#post_53ded8816368720ef1950100\r\nNo but my dad does. He's a huge tattoo enthusiast. Which is probably why I've never been able to find them attractive.\r\nTHANKS DAD!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ded8f46368720ef1b00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ded8cb6368723ed1e10000#post_53ded8cb6368723ed1e10000\r\nIf he thinks tattoos are OK, he has never read the Bible.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ded94263687203391e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ded8f46368720ef1b00100#post_53ded8f46368720ef1b00100\r\nI never said he was a religious man. He's just an abusive homophobic waste of flesh.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ded99663687267baf90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ded94263687203391e0100#post_53ded94263687203391e0100\r\nI just assumed he was religious because he was an extreme conservative.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ded9f66368725a92950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fuck this thread.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53deda1563687211696e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ded9f66368725a92950000#post_53ded9f66368725a92950000\r\nRemember to use a condom,","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53deda506368723270a50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53deda1563687211696e0000#post_53deda1563687211696e0000\r\nThat's good advice. Who knows how many dick parasites have been imbedded into it by now. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53deda856368725b47610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ded9f66368725a92950000#post_53ded9f66368725a92950000\r\nI can't fuck anything for another month remember?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53dedac06368721bbc5d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53deda1563687211696e0000#post_53deda1563687211696e0000\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53deda506368723270a50100#post_53deda506368723270a50100\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53deda856368725b47610000#post_53deda856368725b47610000\r\n!http://www.hobbygen.com/images/ban-ultact-belial_07.jpg!\r\nThe thoughts of Dead men don't matter.","author":