time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1240.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53f2be4f6368726966360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f2be21636872756aa60000#post_53f2be21636872756aa60000\r\nAhhhh.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f2be666368727623d50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"im also watching a pen and teller episode about mother theresa","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f2beb963687261d3bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f2be1663687262e6400000#post_53f2be1663687262e6400000\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f2bdc2636872351ae30000#post_53f2bdc2636872351ae30000\r\nLike your plan to reveal to the world that pepsi's secret ingredient is puppies?[/bq]\r\nIt's not much of a secret if people already know about it.\r\n*drinks a -slurm- pepsi","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53f2bedd63687262a5650000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"pepsi >>> coca cola \r\n\r\ndeal with it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53f2bf4c63687278a8360100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f2beb963687261d3bb0000#post_53f2beb963687261d3bb0000\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f2bedd63687262a5650000#post_53f2bedd63687262a5650000\r\nPepsi is too sweet for my tastes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f2bf8963687261d3d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Besides we ALL know the supreme cola is\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Rccolauslogo.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f2bfe0636872177f570000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f2bcfb63687244764d0100#post_53f2bcfb63687244764d0100\r\nNothing much, I've got a secret to confess.\r\n\r\nI'm an espeon that's been using his owner's computer in secret this entire time.\r\n\r\nThis must come as a huge shock to you guys.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]I'm really bored right now if you can't tell.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f2c03763687275baef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f2bfe0636872177f570000#post_53f2bfe0636872177f570000\r\n*throws a master ball at you","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53f2c0676368720b2c4e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f2bfe0636872177f570000#post_53f2bfe0636872177f570000\r\nIf you're an Espeon does that make you legal?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53f2c0df63687262e6870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f2c03763687275baef0000#post_53f2c03763687275baef0000\r\n...Really? Throwing a master ball at a computer? Besides, You can't catch Owned Pokemon.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53f2c0676368720b2c4e0100#post_53f2c0676368720b2c4e0100\r\nIn age, Yes, But Bestiality is still illegal.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53f2c14d6368727c5aa40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And now a public service announcement, brought to you by Nightvale Community Radio.\r\n\r\nWhat to do if you find yourself caught in a geographical loop, that is to say constantly returning to the same location, such as an open field beneath a moonless black night in which three faceless specters beckon for you to join them.\r\n\r\nWhat you do is immediately stop running and screaming. This never helps anything. Instead, calmly and keeping the center of the loop, the faceless black specters, abandoned cemetery or ominous looming mountain in your peripheral vision and moving in a spiral pattern, distance yourself from the center of the geographical loop.\r\n\r\nNice try, monstrous brown stone spire that whispers in my dreams! You're not getting me today!\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Listen to Welcome To Nightvale, it is the grea